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Friemd

Friemd (Fremd)
noun

1. a person attached to another by sexual relations and friendship; without dating or marriage

2. a person who gives assistance in a sexual manner to a friend, also known as a friend with benefits

3. often used as code for introducing a fuck buddy to friends without the FB knowing

verb

4. to befriemd

5. to add a person to one's list of fuck buddies. Last night I friemded a chick from the bar.

Idiom

6. make friemds with, to enter into friemdly relations with; become a friemd to.

Origin:
before 2000- referred to by Gotye in their new hit song somebody , also a common mispronunciation used by douchebags that do not have friemds when talking about their friends or lack thereof; Middle English friemd, fremd, Old English frēomd friemd, lover, relative (cognate with Old Saxon friumd, Old High German friumt ( German Freumd ), Gothic frijōmds ), orig. present participle of frēogam, cognate with Gothic frijōm to love
Person 1: Damn that chick is hot as hell.
Person 2: Shes dumb as dirt tho.
Person 1: I think I will befriemd her.

"hey guys this is my friemd that I have been talking about."

"I'm glad that your friemdly right now , but dont get mad when i have to send you home, im getting pretty tired."
by V3rY_Ch1lD1sh May 1, 2012
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Garfield's friend Odie

From Garfield the cat of cartoons, Odie is his best friend besides his teddy bear & Odie always gets picked on by Garfield.
Garfield's friend Odie sure gets the worst of it from Garfield!
by Starchylde May 29, 2016
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Floater Friend

A floater friend is someone who knows a lot of people but isn't really close with any of them. A lot of the time floater friends feel left out as all their friends prefer someone over them. They tend to 'float' around different friend groups
Marnie: I hate being a floater friend. I feel so left out, you know?
Jack: "Huh? Oh sorry I was talking to Andrew"
Marnie: :(
by DanceDance003 January 6, 2023
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Fake Friend

Someone who ignores you when they're around more 'popular' people.
Someone who only talks to you when they need something.
Someone who ignores you when they're in a group of people.
Someone who tells you they can't hangout, but they hangout with someone else instead.
Someone who never invites you to anything, unless they can't find anyone else to go.
Someone who, without a reason, gossip about you and make fun of you, but say that it was just a joke.
Someone who doesn't answer your texts when you ask them important questions.
Someone who fake laughs when they talk to you.
Someone who tells secrets to another friend, but doesn't tell them to you.

Most of all, someone who does these things, but then when it's just you two, they pretend like nothing's changed. Then they want you to act the same around them, and whether they realize what they do or not, they won't apologize.

If 4 or more of these things apply to one of your 'friends' then they are a fake friend
Real friend: hey you seem down lately, what's up?
You: nothing, just that she always ignores me around other people.
Real friend: What a bitch...don't worry about it. She's a fake friend.
You: You think?
Real friend: for sure. Look it up on urban dictionary if you don't believe me.
by Flavor Cycle February 27, 2014
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nona fried

When you are in a winning position in a time controlled game of chess, rather than moving or resigning your opponent just sits there and lets their clock tick down to 0.

Initially used by Chessnetwork
"A time ticker! I've been nona fried!"

For origin see: Thunderhorse I Warzone Chess Tournament 12
by TrickyKnight October 31, 2012
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Hello my friend

"Hello my friend" is used by @paharikawa on tiktok whenever someone tells false history
Random TikToker: Earth is flat
Paharikawa: Hello my friend
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Blue hour friend

A blue hour friend is someone who;

- Tends to keep to themselves.
- Typically likes the rain & stormy weather.
- Is usually very quiet, but when around the right people can be the loudest in the room.
- Will always be there for you when you need them.
- Will usually distance themselves from others when they are in a bad place.

Blue hour friends are friends that you can rely on to be there for you, no matter what.
Amelia: I guess i’m a Blue hour friend.
Rei: Oh? What does that mean?
Amelia: It means i’ll always be there for you :)
by Luna 💫 December 21, 2022
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