freumpt

A state of perplexed futility

My relationship has me totally freumpt

by Freumptly July 30, 2018

frumptable

A manner of dress that while providing ample amounts of comfort also appears bedraggled and disheveled.

Dressing frumpily in order to attain comfort.

When I got home Friday afternoon, I donned my sweats and my toe socks and plopped on the couch, and was all kinds of frumptable...

by Jennifer Lankenau August 1, 2007

Frumpt

A sexual act where two women rub their hoo-has together while clothed.

My hoo-ha is chafed. Shouldn’t have frumpted with Rebethany all night last night.

by The_Frumptingest April 26, 2023

Frumpt

pronounced: frumped
The state of being pissed, anoyed and or depressed.
For ushaly no reason at all...
Mainly used when theirs just nothing to be happy about.

see frump #6

kevin: is franki alright? he looks really frumpt today
Steve: i herd his parents wont buy him a mustang

kevin: wow ...what a douche

steve: ya so now hes stuck with the jaguar, boohoo
kevin: wow ...what a bitch

by Fatt Mable October 19, 2009

Frumptastic

Something or someone that is especially frumpy.

Wow, look at her! That long flowing skirt combined with those sensible shoes and the rest of her matronly look is quite frumptastic!

by Faloola K Cheezy January 25, 2011

humpty frumpty

a post menopausal woman: round and wrinkled beyond a cure.

Too many years in the sun sipping margaritas left her looking humpty frumpty. No king would bother sending horses or men to fix her.

by harpnbard January 21, 2011

Frumptard

a person who has become mentally retarded due to the lack of expression of ones emotional turmoil or distress

Person A: So how are things with Cynthia?
Person B: Man, I know but i just don't, but maybe i'll find out if she still cares, and i just want her to be happy knowing im sad.
Person A:...What a frumptard
Person A aka "Frumptard": Sigh* (proceeds to cry like a frumptard)

by dvst8r February 25, 2011