Freshwater
Freshwater by Mizz_Kaylee_Jo November 13, 2018
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freshwater square
Douchebags who move from midwestern places such as Nebraska or Wisconsin, to coastal locales like Los Angeles or Brooklyn. Tend to hijack the scene with their trust funds and force long term residents to flee in disgust. Usually sport pseudo-hipster clothing about 4 to 5 years out-of-date.
freshwater square by meadams April 18, 2009
freshwater starfish
freshwater starfish by Thefza October 24, 2019
freshwater tuna
freshwater tuna by Eden Woods September 1, 2009
freshwater woofter
A person who fishes in bodies of freshwater rather than participate in real mens fishing in the sea. Usually taken up by men before they come out to their wives so as to soften the blow.
Wife, “my husband came out to me the other day”
Friend, “Omg, that must have been such a shock!”
Wife, “not really, he’s been a freshwater woofter for several months now”
Friend, “Omg, that must have been such a shock!”
Wife, “not really, he’s been a freshwater woofter for several months now”
freshwater woofter by Realfisher November 14, 2021
freshwater jellyfish
Ejaculation as a result of a nearby friend having intercourse in a body of fresh water, with or without you knowing.
Hey bro I just got stung by your freshwater jellyfish.
While enjoying an afternoon swim in Lake Shasta, out of no where this freshwater jellyfish snuck up on me and stung me right in the face.
While enjoying an afternoon swim in Lake Shasta, out of no where this freshwater jellyfish snuck up on me and stung me right in the face.
freshwater jellyfish by Captain boathouse July 26, 2012
Freshwater Trini
Freshwater Trini by Big Pedro August 25, 2022
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Modified derivative of granola.
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