A violent crime resulting in murder cases that often remain unsolved for long periods of time until trace forensic evidence eventually reveals the culprit and can be made into a new episode of Forensic Files.
Hey babe, will you walk with me to my car tonight? I don't want to get Forensic Filed.
There are too many pathology basedcrime dramas on TV these days.
All the graphic scenes of body parts can provoke a feeling of nausea making some viewers like myself, forensick.
The CSI series of dramas are often too graphic and can makeone feel forensick.
A practitioner and/or student of the computer forensic and digital investigation science. One who actively digs though digital data to find electronic evidence.
A digital investigator Jedi.
Steve: "Did you hear about Bob? He got arrested for child porn on his computer."
Dave: "Yup - can't hide from a good forensicator!"
Mike: "I can't figure out how my network was compromised! Is it a hack, APT or insider threat?!?"
Bill: "I dunno dude - you better hire a forensicator."
Lawyer 1: "Why can't I just drag and drop the files needed for discovery?"
Lawyer 2: "It's not court admissible! You need all the meta data and hash checks - better get a forensicator."
Forensic facebooking is the practice of using facebook to find as much detailed information about a person from their profile as possible. Similar to profile mining.
Elise and I engaged in some forensic facebooking to find where her ex moved, what his new girlfriend was like, how many photos he took of her, and how many times they poked each other.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.