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florensics 

The study of the death of flowers.
Steve has a degree in florensics.
florensics by Pyraticen October 18, 2008
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florensia 

wore glasses, kind unique a place to rely. Listen to all of your crap. handful.
Thin as f. A beautiful name. Local made
florensia is a good listener
florensia by nersy February 23, 2019

Forensic Filed 

A violent crime resulting in murder cases that often remain unsolved for long periods of time until trace forensic evidence eventually reveals the culprit and can be made into a new episode of Forensic Files.
Hey babe, will you walk with me to my car tonight? I don't want to get Forensic Filed.
Forensic Filed by Knerm September 21, 2016

Forensick 

There are too many pathology based crime dramas on TV these days.
All the graphic scenes of body parts can provoke a feeling of nausea making some viewers like myself, forensick.
The CSI series of dramas are often too graphic and can make one feel forensick.
Forensick by Doghouse Riley March 8, 2009

Forensic Fetish 

A strong and incapable attraction to those who forensicate. Found frequently through the Catholic Forensic League and National Forensic League.
"Why in the hell do you like him? He's such an asshole" - Girl
"But he speeches so well..." - Girl 2
"Oh my... you have a forensic fetish" - Girl
Forensic Fetish by Hsra December 21, 2008

forensicator 

A practitioner and/or student of the computer forensic and digital investigation science. One who actively digs though digital data to find electronic evidence.

A digital investigator Jedi.
Steve: "Did you hear about Bob? He got arrested for child porn on his computer."

Dave: "Yup - can't hide from a good forensicator!"

Mike: "I can't figure out how my network was compromised! Is it a hack, APT or insider threat?!?"

Bill: "I dunno dude - you better hire a forensicator."

Lawyer 1: "Why can't I just drag and drop the files needed for discovery?"

Lawyer 2: "It's not court admissible! You need all the meta data and hash checks - better get a forensicator."
forensicator by douglasbrush May 29, 2010

forensicating 

The act of following computer forensic actions when performing a computer or digital forensic investigation.

What a forensicator does.
Bob: "Did you find those e-mails on the suspect hard drive?"
Dave: "Not, yet I am still forensicating the EDB files."

Sam: "Dude you look horrible - when is the last time you slept?"
Max: "Man, I dunno I have been forensicating the raw data for 50 hours straight."
forensicating by douglasbrush June 1, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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