French Onion 

When you dive into a gorgeous ass on a hot chick, you know the one that's like an onion and makes ya wanna cry, but you end up encountering a smelly, sweaty, mung bunghole and you have no choice but to retreat.

Joe picked up a hot chick at the bar and took her home for some hot drunken sex. He went down to eat da booty but encountered a French Onion and after gagging asked her to go shower first.

French Onion by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015

french onion 

ashley bowen; a girls smelly vagina

dont go near french onion, she may have a disease

french onion by juyh12 December 6, 2010

french onion 

basically a faggot who is french and proud of it

they usually have no personality and have no friends.

girl: So what are you?

guy: 100% french...you know what that means...

girl: Ew a french onion? Shoulda known...Well bye.

french onion by sjafhkjdfg May 21, 2011

french onion bagel 

A bagel with French onion dip on top.
Duh!

I'm going to make a French onion bagel for breakfast

french onion bagel by BigBoySatisfactory January 30, 2018

french onion soup

French onion soup is the most delicious mouth watering poosy wet (jokes please submit) amazing food you’ll ever taste.

If you don’t like soup , cheese, onions or croutons your missing out i’m sorry

“did you try the french onion soup? gawd damn.”

french onion soup by zooanimalyay February 23, 2022

French Onion Facial 

(Pronounced - fra-INCH ON-yan FACE-shil)
When a Frenchman with a UTI jizzes on his partners face.

While satisfying male patients, Parisienne nurse Antonia enjoys getting a French onion facial

French Onion Facial by Frank Lynch November 18, 2022

French Onion Soup

When a man stuffs a red onion in a females mouth and then punches her in the kidneys while doing her doggystyle.
This creates the tears that flow over the red onion. Then he blows his load on her face creating cheese effect. Voila!

Did you give Vanessa a "French Onion Soup" last night?
Sure did! I love that soup!

French Onion Soup by jackal16 November 21, 2010