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french kissing 

Uptown shopping for downstairs business
french kissing by ThatsBriskBaby December 28, 2005

French Kissing 

French kissing is somewhat like making out...
My friend Emma/Nikki is awesome and wants to know what french kissing is :-D

french kissing 

sticking your tounge in your partners mouth and moving it around
whlie me and tyrel wher makin out we decided to frenchkiss
french kissing by Anonymous November 9, 2003

French Kissing the Walrus 

The performance of exceptionally sloppy wet oral sex on an extremely overweight or morbidly obese female.
Frank: What's up Carl? Did you go Hogging last night at the bar?
Carl: Hell yea broh. Picked me up the biggest one in the bar and took her home.

Frank: How was it?
Carl: I was French Kissing the Walrus all night. Almost drowned myself.

French Kissing The Turtle 

When you give a rim job to someone who has to take a dump, and there is a turtle head ( end of the turd ) protruding out the sphincter.
Baby don't eat my ass I have to poop. Thats ok baby, I like French kissing the turtle.

french kissing life

A life with out worry or stress. A relaxing day to day itinerary.
"French kissing life square in the mouth, sailing out on the sea." - Kenny Chesney.

Celebrities pretend to lead french kissing lives, but that's impossible under public scrutiny.
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