Definitions by JohnP5757

French Kissing The Turtle 

When you give a rim job to someone who has to take a dump, and there is a turtle head ( end of the turd ) protruding out the sphincter.

Baby don't eat my ass I have to poop. Thats ok baby, I like French kissing the turtle.

French Kissing The Turtle by JohnP5757 May 31, 2009