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When you give a rim job to someone who has to take a dump, and there is a turtle head ( end of the turd ) protruding out the sphincter.
Baby don't eat my ass I have to poop. Thats ok baby, I like French kissing the turtle.
by JohnP5757 May 31, 2009
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