xtreme

This can describe anything in any positive way, really. It just sounds really dumb, and if you use it in any context, everyone who hears you will assume that you're an emotionally handicapped chimpanzee.

That bagel is xtreme!
That lightbulb is xtreme!
That pair of shoes is xtreme!

by ThatsBriskBaby June 06, 2005

SAT 2

The SAT II, or SAT 2, or SAT Subject Tests, are like the SAT except they claim to test specific knowledge, like Spanish or more complex math. More and more bullshit to waste your money and make sure you don't get into a good college.

SAT: Literature
SAT: World History
SAT: French with Listening

by ThatsBriskBaby April 06, 2005

baseball

It's a fun game just to watch and play, and losers with no friends tend to overanalyze the game by citing obscure statistics, like ops.

Fan 1: So who's gonna win today? The White Sox or the Yankees?
Fan 2: The Yankees seem superior on paper, but White Sox sluggers have a .97% greater chance of stealing bases against right-handed starting pitchers on Tuesday day games...

by ThatsBriskBaby April 06, 2005

stroke

It can mean a lot of things, but most importantly, it's the last seat in a rowing boat.

Stroke seat, weigh 'nuff!
Stroke seat, power ten in two!

by ThatsBriskBaby December 19, 2005

hot lunch

1. n. A meal in between 11:00 a.m. and 2:00 p.m. that is significantly warmer than room temperature.
2. v. The act of giving head to a man that is currently taking a shit.

1. Pizza
2. Blow your load two differnt ways at once!

by ThatsBriskBaby April 06, 2005

ops

Baseball statistic meaning On base percentage Plus Slugging percentage. Those who can't play baseball watch baseball with their buddies. Those who can't watch baseball with their buddies watch it alone. Those who are so devoid of lives that they can't watch it alone create meaningsless baseball statistics.

Juan Pierre has a low OPS, but he's still a good player. Suck on that!
Also, see moneyball.

by ThatsBriskBaby April 06, 2005

prestige whore

This person is an elitist who cares only about how prestigious their jobs and/or college degrees are. They consider people who attend top notch schools that aren't quite "elite" - such as Rice, Northwestern, and Duke - to be pretty dumb. If anyone isn't a doctor, lawyer, investment banker, or prominent politician, then a prestige whore is simply too "elite" to talk to this TTT.

After the prestige whore retook his 1480 SAT in hopes of getting into Harvard, he jumped off of a cliff after learning that his score declined.

by ThatsBriskBaby October 24, 2004