Washington University in St. Louis

University in St. Louis, Missouri that claims to be on par with Harvard because the administration does everything in its power to boost its ranking in the US News and World Report. It has successfully fooled many people into believing that it offers a top-notch education. Everyone but employers and grad schools, that is.

So what you have to flip burgers at Burger King? You can impress everyone with your prestigious degree!

by ThatsBriskBaby April 05, 2005

bow

This can mean a lot of things, but most importantly, it's the first seat in a rowing boat.

Bow seat, take two!
Bow seat, weigh 'nuff!

by ThatsBriskBaby December 28, 2005

SAT 2

The SAT II, or SAT 2, or SAT Subject Tests, are like the SAT except they claim to test specific knowledge, like Spanish or more complex math. More and more bullshit to waste your money and make sure you don't get into a good college.

SAT: Literature
SAT: World History
SAT: French with Listening

by ThatsBriskBaby April 06, 2005

prestige whore

This person is an elitist who cares only about how prestigious their jobs and/or college degrees are. They consider people who attend top notch schools that aren't quite "elite" - such as Rice, Northwestern, and Duke - to be pretty dumb. If anyone isn't a doctor, lawyer, investment banker, or prominent politician, then a prestige whore is simply too "elite" to talk to this TTT.

After the prestige whore retook his 1480 SAT in hopes of getting into Harvard, he jumped off of a cliff after learning that his score declined.

by ThatsBriskBaby October 24, 2004

baseball

It's a fun game just to watch and play, and losers with no friends tend to overanalyze the game by citing obscure statistics, like ops.

Fan 1: So who's gonna win today? The White Sox or the Yankees?
Fan 2: The Yankees seem superior on paper, but White Sox sluggers have a .97% greater chance of stealing bases against right-handed starting pitchers on Tuesday day games...

by ThatsBriskBaby April 06, 2005

Harvard

The Ohio State University of the East.

Why pay 160 grand when you can go to public school for much cheaper then have money for grad school?

by ThatsBriskBaby June 13, 2005

xtreme

This can describe anything in any positive way, really. It just sounds really dumb, and if you use it in any context, everyone who hears you will assume that you're an emotionally handicapped chimpanzee.

That bagel is xtreme!
That lightbulb is xtreme!
That pair of shoes is xtreme!

by ThatsBriskBaby June 13, 2005