When you visit Paris, hook up with a friend in their apartment. In your acts, forcefully shove a pre shaken up Fanta soda into their anus. Their muscles should pop the tab on it, exploding their anus with the sticky, sweet, orange substance. And now, you have committed your very first French Fanta.
Yo, I heard Ricky just did his first French Fanta last night! The apartment smelled so bad afterwards!
"LAFAYTTE!
Im takin' this horse by tge reins making red coats redder with blood stains!
LAFAYTTE!
And im never gonna stop till i make 'em drop and scatter their remains im-
LAFAYTTE!
I go to France for more funds!
LAFAYTTE!
I come back with more guns!...and ships...