Frenchanese 

1. What you tell your French teacher you don't speak when you want to annoy him/her.

2. What somebody who speaks both Japanese and French (and combines both languages for different words in a sentence accidentally sometimes) speaks.

Madame: Comment tu t'appelles?

Student: Sorry, I don't speak Frenchanese.

Madame: WHAT?!?!?!?!

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Frenchanese Person: Konichiwa, je m'appelle Hotaru. J'ai juusan ans.

Frenchanese by 愛~~グレース(: January 7, 2011

Frenchinese

A person not necessariy residing in France or China, but of French and Chinese descent. Being racially 'mixed' Frenchinese people are subject to stellar French beauty, charm and romance as well as Chinese logic, superior abilities in the field of mathematics, and video game skills. However, this talent is usually neglected due to the more socialist roots of the Frenchinese as they are more influenced by the social sciences. Overall, a romantic and a passifist, somewhat conceited and intelligent, the Frenchinese possess the best of both worlds.

If you were to combine the DNA of Casanova, Mao Tse-Tung, Blaise Pascal, Ed Westwick and Walshy into an artificial sperm and inject it into Aurelie Claudel's womb, the result would be a typical Frenchinese offspring.

France China French Chinese Ed Westwick Walshy Mao Tse-Tung

Frenchinese by HarmonicAaron October 10, 2009

Frenchenese 

what you tell your french teacher you don't speak when you want to annoy her

Madame: Bonjour! Quest-ce que tu aimes faire?

Bored Student: Sorry, I don't speak Frenchenese.

Teacher: EXCUSE ME?

Frenchenese by heyheyheyheyheythereeeee(: January 7, 2011

Francanese 

Una lingua parlata e scritta da 15 persone circa (familiari) in alcune parti dell Italia. Tradizionalmente tramandata dalla madre al figlio verso i 7/10 anni. Lo scopo principale è di non farsi capire da nessun estraneo durante delle conversazioni.

Seciaseo seiseo sepaserlo il sefrasencasenesese. (Ciao io parlo il francanese)

Francanese by Persona_a caso October 28, 2020

Frenchalese 

Meaning that you are a Nepalese who has hung out with french kids for a while for long enough to start cursing in French

Putain! - "Dude, you spend too much time with French people, and yet you're Nepalese." - "Yeah, I'm a Frenchalese."

Frenchalese by RealRuby December 1, 2011

Frenchineering 

Poor quality engineering from a french engineer

This awful quality workmanship is a fine example of frenchineering

Frenchineering by Just_a_hammer_guy May 31, 2022