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freezie pop bitches 

People that will do anything on a hot day for something cold Vs. Hot coffee bitches, people that will do anything on a cold day for something hot, this is justification for supply and demand in ficle markets I.e. Like crack hoes..
it was so hot that the Ice cream man was runnin his freezie pop bitches

South Alabama Freeze Pop 

First you take a dump and put the turd on a stick. Then you put it in the freezer until its nice and frozen, eat, and enjoy.
"Hey I tried making a South Alabama Freeze Pop last night, but it wouldn't freeze all the way."
"You should try leaving it in the freezer for a little longer. It's worth the wait."

Cincinnati Freeze Pop 

The sexual act of defecating into a condom, freezing it, then proceeding to eat it like a freeze pop.
"My girlfriend made the most delicious Cincinnati Freeze Pop for me last night, gobbled that shit up when i got home."

Freeze Pop 

The act of a man touching his genitals and/or having his genitals touched while in Cold or Icy weather.
Guy - ''I heard the Freeze Pop originated from Alaskan Eskimos who used to gather together in their igloos, and jerk one another off with lube produced from snowflakes and whale tears.''

Guy #2 - OK.. i was actually just asking how your weekend went..but good to know, i guess.
Freeze Pop by VocalWallflower August 18, 2009

freeze pop 

When a girl is giving a guy head with ice cubes in her mouth.
"Ouch! Me wang is frozen solid! No diggity!"
freeze pop by Dys-functional February 11, 2005

freeze pop sex 

freeze pop sex is when you are having deep intimate sex with a women and out of no where she runs out of the room you expect her to be getting more condoms but no. she is getting a freeze pop she begins sucking on it quite sexually as if it were a dick she then continues to masterbaite with the freeze pop.
"awh dude last night i was fucking this sexy beast girl and out of no where she started having freeze pop sex,"
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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