free ballner

When a man is free ballin', especially in loose pants or shorts, he must adjust his penis every now and again, thus after many cock adjustments one has given himself an erection or boner.

I was just sitting on my couch and all of a sudden i gave myself a free ballner.

free ballner by cheesy magee November 30, 2009

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free baller

a person that doesnt wear under garments (mostly underwear)

boy-omg
girl-what happened?
boy- amanda was freeballing today
girl-how u know?
boy-trust me , you dont wanna know
girl- ew that free baller

free baller by KidNina March 25, 2009

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Free Ballers

Commonly known as FBCGFTA (Free Balling Creek Gang Fuck Them All), they have succeeded in making the first ever softball team/rap group, and soon be dance group. The Free Ballers are currently based in Wentzville, MO.

Ryan: Yo Jacob, you here about the Free Ballers?

Jacob: Yes, they tearing it up for days! It's all they do! #swaswagg

Free Ballers by CreekLife August 26, 2011

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Full Time Freeballer

A guy who never ever wears underwear, they have made Freeballing a Lifestyle choice. They have overcome the popular lifestyle of wearing underwear every day. to Never wearing it again, no matter what the place or the time.

"Nathaniel hates underwear, therefore he has chosen to become a Full Time Freeballer and never wear underwear again"

Full Time Freeballer by Freeballing Nate June 19, 2007

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Freeballer

someone who doesn't wear underwear.

I consider myself a freeballer because I hate underwear.

Freeballer by hotrod2k9 July 9, 2009

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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