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franniepack 

When ur old assistant teacher wears a fanny pack
Frannie Kane wears franniepacks
franniepack by Frankane April 14, 2015

human fannypack 

That thing where a midget hangs around your waist and carries your driver's license in his mouth.
"Jim, wanna go to that new club, SPAHCY?"
"Yeah, Tom. Let me get my human fannypack."
human fannypack by Applefran October 3, 2013

fannypack 

1. a small pouch (convenient for traveling) connected by horizontal straps that are encircled around the waist, fastened by a buckle/button of some sort. suitable to contain any type of small traveling/hiking/photographing necessities
-called 'fannypack' because the bulk of the pouch rested on the (hindquarters) fanny (see american usage... or british if you prefer).
-typically seen resting on the front/back of tourists, however there has been a spotted trend amongst the hipster type where the fannypack is worn off to the side (a slight diversion from it's usual appearance)


2. a neo-slang term referring to an excess of stored of fat in the posterior region
1. "Timmy,we're going to disneyworld today, so put on your fannypack"

2. "Damn that dude/chick has one hell of a fannypack"
fannypack by jady September 21, 2004

FannyPacktastic 

Anything wonderful, great, fine, or awesome.
Tedwardo: Hey Todd, How're you today?
Todd: Im FANNYPACKTASTIC TEDWARDO!!
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Jane: Hey your new hair cut is fannypacktastic!
Jill: Thanks! and I just got these fannypacktastic shoes on sale.
FannyPacktastic by Shintwieda November 6, 2005

Arkansas Fannypack

When a male shaves a girl's pubic hair and stuffs the trimmings up her rectum with his penis.
Friend: "Hey Walter is it true what they say about Jenny, that she doesn't shave her pussy?"
Walter: "Not anymore, I gave her the Arkansas Fannypack. She'll be shitting pubes for a week."

Throat fannypack

A very large double chin. Almost making the person look like a pelican with the huge scoop throat.
Check out her double chin! It looks like a throat fannypack!
Throat fannypack by newyorkkk April 28, 2011