Frankensphincter. NOUN. (frank-en-SPHINC-ter) A term used derisively as an insult or put-down describing a
person, or group, as a reanimated corpse made mostly or exclusively from the sphincters of dead
people and/or animals, or describing the creator of such a
creature.
The head of the petroleum company is trying to pass blame for the latest
oil-
spill debacle onto his project managers, and they'll likely blame their
people, and so on. What a TOTAL frankensphincter. (In the example, both positions are expressed.)