Frankensphincter

Frankensphincter. NOUN. (frank-en-SPHINC-ter) A term used derisively as an insult or put-down describing a person, or group, as a reanimated corpse made mostly or exclusively from the sphincters of dead people and/or animals, or describing the creator of such a creature.

The head of the petroleum company is trying to pass blame for the latest oil-spill debacle onto his project managers, and they'll likely blame their people, and so on. What a TOTAL frankensphincter. (In the example, both positions are expressed.)

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Frankensphincter

Frankensphincter. NOUN. (frank-en-SPHINC-ter) A term used derisively as an insult or put-down describing a person, or group, as a reanimated corpse made mostly or exclusively from the sphincters of dead people and/or animals, or describing the creator of such a creature.

The head of the petroleum company is trying to pass blame for the latest oil-spill debacle onto his project managers, and they'll likely blame their people, and so on. What a TOTAL frankensphincter. (In the example, both positions are expressed.)

Frankensphincter by slego May 5, 2010

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