Definitions by PlayOnPlaya
Spaghetti Nest Platter
The product of a long, time-consuming 3D print job that fails at some point between the time after you walk away from it and hours before you smell the melted failure hanging in the air and return to find a bed full of tangled, twisted, stringy plastic layers.
I had this print job that was going to take 9 hours. I set everything right, but at some point the printer got bumped and I came back to find a hot Spaghetti Nest Platter.
Spaghetti Nest Platter by PlayOnPlaya January 20, 2021
Velcro faces
When two men refrain from shaving for 3-5 days (depending on the hairy manliness of each person) and give each other butterfly kisses with their stubble.
Velcro faces by PlayOnPlaya May 17, 2018
Vasagna
Having a yeast infection while on your period. Fleshy Layers smothered in a mix of red sauce and ricotta cheese
Vasagna by PlayOnPlaya September 6, 2017
Emergenshit
A sudden need to defecate that becomes so urgent that you don't care who you may end up making eye contact with in the restroom as long as the receptacle has a drain hole.
I was in that long, afternoon meeting we had the other day at work and I had to duck out early because of an emergenshit...can I copy your notes?
Emergenshit by PlayOnPlaya November 2, 2016
Frankenshit
A single lump of feces comprised of two or more meals, and each meal segment can be clearly defined within the log (whether by sight or smell).
I went backpacking through Europe and tried so many different foods in one week that I had Frankenshit dumps until I got home.
Frankenshit by PlayOnPlaya November 2, 2016
Dogarrhea
"I let my dog out last night and couldn't let him back in until I had sprayed him down with a hose to clean off all of the dogarrhea. I think he might be sick."
Dogarrhea by PlayOnPlaya August 26, 2013
Chicken Noodle Poop
A type of bowel movement in which the "bio-product" consists ONLY of chicken, noodles, and other ingredients of chicken noodle soup passed through the stool due to chicken noodle soup being the only meal-type consumed for the same number of days that it takes for the host's body to digest the first consumed bowl of chicken noodle soup.
This could be the case as a result of a bad cold or the flu leading to the consumption of only chicken noodle soup in hopes of miraculous relief.
This could be the case as a result of a bad cold or the flu leading to the consumption of only chicken noodle soup in hopes of miraculous relief.
Chicken Noodle Poop by PlayOnPlaya October 19, 2009