A loyal, kind hearted, latino. Extremely sweet if you’re on his good side. If you aren’t then prepare for the worst. A Francisco is a good friend and is always able to make you smile. Most definitely an extrovert and can make friends anywhere he goes. A Francisco can provide outstanding advice yet he never listens to it himself. He’s usually dark humoured and makes self ridiculing jokes to hide any pain he’s going through.

If you find a Francisco you better keep him around because they’re the best friends to have.

Alex - “Are you okay?”

Jenna - “Yeah, Francisco gave me some advice.”

Francisco by momishitmypants October 29, 2019

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Francis Underwood

Representative Francis J. “Frank” Underwood (born July 26, 1959) is the House Majority Whip and anti-hero of the hit Netflix original "House of Cards". He is, on the outside, a Southern gentleman with a kind smile and a polite demeanor. He is in fact a ruthless, power-hungry politicking machine who regards nothing as important but his wife, Claire, and absolute power. Extremely vindictive and effective at getting his way, Francis is an ever-rising star in the upper echelons of the government.

Francis Underwood: There are two kinds of pain. The sort of pain that makes you strong, or useless pain. The sort of pain that's only suffering. I have no patience for useless things.

Francis Underwood by So-Called Person February 4, 2014

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San Francisco

The only city where a Big Mac costs $13.

San Francisco is pretty, but it costs too much.

San Francisco by Urban Steve March 7, 2019

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