fqrtballs

A cute and beautiful woman

If a woman is described by “fqrtballs” it means they are the most jaw dropping woman to ever exist.

“Did you see Elizabeth is going by the name ‘fqrtballs’ now?”

“Dang she must be so hot”

by fqrtmuncher July 27, 2023

fartballs

A vicious, highly infectious disease in men that is spread when the groin region gets intentionally farted on by another person (not necessarily one with fartballs). Common symptoms are denial and irrational aggressiveness towards people named Michael.

Bob: Hey Michael, I heard Joey has fartballs
Michael:
Joey: I do not have fartballs! Fuck you, Michael!

by Jack Fitzy February 15, 2022

fartball

When you see someone heating something in a microwave at work, home or the gas station you cup your hand around your butthole and fart. With the fart trapped in your hand you open the microwave and drop your fart. Some variations have the fartballer screaming FARTBALL at the fartballed. Others live with the quiet satisfaction that only an anonymous fartball can provide.

"I used to hate my boss. Then I started fartballing his afternoon coffee and I feel better."

by i am fartball April 21, 2009

Feetballs

When ones balls are placed upon someone elses feet.

That broad was tickled pink when I gave her feetballs

by Feetballer January 12, 2009

Mexican Fireballs

The act of pouring cheap tequila on your nuts and lighting them ablaze whilst tea-bagging your date. Very pleasurable for all those involved.

Nick: Dude, this weekend I totally performed Mexican Fireballs on some chick. We had to go to the E.R. after.
Aaron: You sick fuck.......

by BigBossHog69 October 4, 2010

fartballs

1. the cupping and lifting of one's own flatulence directly into another's face.

2. when a male human being neglects to cleanse his scrotum; leaving a lingering parmesan cheese type odor that is unmistakeably his own.

1. dude, stop throwing your fartballs in my face

2. oh my god becky, it was the worst case of fartballs I have ever smelt in my life.

by oogaboogachoo September 1, 2010

footballs

The round form of the drug Zanax that also comes in another form called sticks this form is in the shape of a football.

She just bought three footballs, you want one?

by Alz February 26, 2005