fartballs

A vicious, highly infectious disease in men that is spread when the groin region gets intentionally farted on by another person (not necessarily one with fartballs). Common symptoms are denial and irrational aggressiveness towards people named Michael.

Bob: Hey Michael, I heard Joey has fartballs
Michael:
Joey: I do not have fartballs! Fuck you, Michael!

fartballs by Jack Fitzy February 15, 2022

fartballs

1. the cupping and lifting of one's own flatulence directly into another's face.

2. when a male human being neglects to cleanse his scrotum; leaving a lingering parmesan cheese type odor that is unmistakeably his own.

1. dude, stop throwing your fartballs in my face

2. oh my god becky, it was the worst case of fartballs I have ever smelt in my life.

fartballs by oogaboogachoo September 1, 2010

FARTBASS

fartbass is a word used to inject humor and is also a type of stock

Hey Duane, how's your Fartbass stock doing?

FARTBASS by Fartbass April 4, 2008

Fazballs 

Freddy Fazbear's balls

Somebody drew Freddy's Fazballs

Fazballs by oxii.uwu January 1, 2022

The Four Seam Fastball 

The act of using four of one's fingers to administer a handjob. The hand is not in the normal jacking off position, but rather the giver of the handjob comes from above and wraps all four fingers around the penis of the recipient. The position and movement of the fingers looks somewhat simliar to the movement of a jellyfish's tentacles, a lobster's claws, or how you would hold a baseball when pitching a four seam fastball. Invented by Elise, made popular by Muffin and Wills.

Elise gave Jack the four seam fastball, and Jack had to correct and show her the real way to do it.

The Four Seam Fastball by Jeff aka Muffin October 8, 2006

FazBalls 

FazBalls are the balls of the fazbear from fnaf. Here are some examples of how you can use FazBalls in a sentence

Wooow i just ate some FazBalls, they tasted so delicious.

I just love having FazBalls in my mouth.

FazBalls taste so good.

FazBalls by The J⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ February 4, 2022

Freddy fazballs day 

A holiday where you eat trash and pizza and if you’ve been a good little boy Freddy fazbear will give you his balls and it is on Jan 15th

Jim:hey josh did you know today is Freddy fazballs day
Josh:oh wow didnt know that

Freddy fazballs day by Eat cheese balls now January 13, 2022