fartballs

A vicious, highly infectious disease in men that is spread when the groin region gets intentionally farted on by another person (not necessarily one with fartballs). Common symptoms are denial and irrational aggressiveness towards people named Michael.

Bob: Hey Michael, I heard Joey has fartballs
Michael:
Joey: I do not have fartballs! Fuck you, Michael!

by Jack Fitzy February 15, 2022

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fartballs

1. the cupping and lifting of one's own flatulence directly into another's face.

2. when a male human being neglects to cleanse his scrotum; leaving a lingering parmesan cheese type odor that is unmistakeably his own.

1. dude, stop throwing your fartballs in my face

2. oh my god becky, it was the worst case of fartballs I have ever smelt in my life.

by oogaboogachoo September 1, 2010

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FARTBASS

fartbass is a word used to inject humor and is also a type of stock

Hey Duane, how's your Fartbass stock doing?

by Fartbass April 4, 2008

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Fazballs

Freddy Fazbear's balls

Somebody drew Freddy's Fazballs

by oxii.uwu January 1, 2022

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The Four Seam Fastball

The act of using four of one's fingers to administer a handjob. The hand is not in the normal jacking off position, but rather the giver of the handjob comes from above and wraps all four fingers around the penis of the recipient. The position and movement of the fingers looks somewhat simliar to the movement of a jellyfish's tentacles, a lobster's claws, or how you would hold a baseball when pitching a four seam fastball. Invented by Elise, made popular by Muffin and Wills.

Elise gave Jack the four seam fastball, and Jack had to correct and show her the real way to do it.

by Jeff aka Muffin October 8, 2006

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