foullic

Something so disgusting to the point you have to make up your own word to describe it. The exact opposite of phallic.

Man 1: Dude, Will just ate fruit loops out of a strippers ass.
Man 2: that’s absolutely foullic (hurls).

by Kanye_the_giant_72826 June 16, 2019

follicular trypophobia

The sense of intense repulsion brought on by the sight of thousands and thousands of irregular hyper realistic hairs placed on top of a cartoon head

Nintendo Fan: Did you see the Super Mario Odyssey trailer?
Casual: Yeah I did. His hair looks cool.
Nintendo Fan: It gave me follicular trypophobia.
Casual: What?

by GrootFan221 August 5, 2018

follicly challenged

Follicly challenged is merely the etymologically correct spelling of follically challenged, which is a euphemistic term for bald men. The use of the word serves to lampoon the perceived overabundance of "politically correct" synonyms for various minority groups, which first emerged and spread in the mid to late '90s.

My father is severely follicly challenged, but he's learned to cope without resorting to a toupee or a combover.

by glutagut January 13, 2008

Folliculaphilia

A women who is only attracted to men with a mustache.

Sara can't get over her Folliculaphilia.

by ZeroOveride January 6, 2009

Follicular Embellishment

The act of drastically improving a persons hairstyle under the influence

Have you seen Basti lately?! Holy rusty cunt-bucket that dude must have undergone some serious follicular embellishment!

by giggedygiggedygiggedygoo November 29, 2011

Hair follicle

Why the f r I g are you looking this up on urban dictionary?????? Of all things !!!! You choose urban dictionary.

Obama care: Biden’s joe left toe

Jason derulo: J A S O N N NN N N N DERULUUUU (hair follicle)

by Youoyo March 17, 2021

Folliculaphilia

A person who is only attracted to men with a mustache.

Scott has Folliculaphilia and can't stop staring at that guy with the bushy mustache.

by Timbob McKill September 14, 2009