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Something so disgusting to the point you have to make up your own word to describe it. The exact opposite of phallic.
Man 1: Dude, Will just ate fruit loops out of a strippers ass.
Man 2: that’s absolutely foullic (hurls).
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follicular trypophobia 

The sense of intense repulsion brought on by the sight of thousands and thousands of irregular hyper realistic hairs placed on top of a cartoon head
Nintendo Fan: Did you see the Super Mario Odyssey trailer?
Casual: Yeah I did. His hair looks cool.
Nintendo Fan: It gave me follicular trypophobia.
Casual: What?

follicly challenged 

Follicly challenged is merely the etymologically correct spelling of follically challenged, which is a euphemistic term for bald men. The use of the word serves to lampoon the perceived overabundance of "politically correct" synonyms for various minority groups, which first emerged and spread in the mid to late '90s.
My father is severely follicly challenged, but he's learned to cope without resorting to a toupee or a combover.
follicly challenged by glutagut January 13, 2008

Folliculaphilia 

A women who is only attracted to men with a mustache.
Sara can't get over her Folliculaphilia.
Folliculaphilia by ZeroOveride January 6, 2009

Follicular Embellishment

The act of drastically improving a persons hairstyle under the influence
Have you seen Basti lately?! Holy rusty cunt-bucket that dude must have undergone some serious follicular embellishment!

Hair follicle

Why the f r I g are you looking this up on urban dictionary?????? Of all things !!!! You choose urban dictionary.
Obama care: Biden’s joe left toe

Jason derulo: J A S O N N NN N N N DERULUUUU (hair follicle)
Hair follicle by Youoyo March 17, 2021

Folliculaphilia 

A person who is only attracted to men with a mustache.
Scott has Folliculaphilia and can't stop staring at that guy with the bushy mustache.
Folliculaphilia by Timbob McKill September 14, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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