fossilcum
@fossilcum is cute
fossilcum by monkey gamer 4845 April 4, 2021
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Fossilguard
A senior lifeguard in Rockaway Beach that has stuck around so long he could be the father of the new summer guards.
Look at that fossilguard he can still get out there.
Put that fossilguard out to pasture down on 73, he's done!
Put that fossilguard out to pasture down on 73, he's done!
Fossilguard by Tranquilooo November 21, 2016
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fossiltute
Xandir--"you know my grandma is a fossiltute."
Jesse-- "What!?"
Xandir--"its how she makes ends meet in between SS checks."
Jesse-- "What!?"
Xandir--"its how she makes ends meet in between SS checks."
fossiltute by Timmy 'Xandir' Tucker October 29, 2007
Fossilcheese
Fossilcheese by hola im mexican May 22, 2010
chud run
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!