7 definitions by Tranquilooo
An acronym Rockaway Beach lifeguards use for patrons on the beach who are obviously not locals. DFDs are recognizable by their inability to swim or surf, their pale, pasty skin, or the clueless questions they ask like, "Yo lifeguard, what's da deal wit da bays and where beez da highest."
Fucking DFDs everywhere, there's no place to sit.
Look at this fucking DFD, what a clueless poser. He's about to go out there in 6 foot surf.
Look at this fucking DFD, what a clueless poser. He's about to go out there in 6 foot surf.
by Tranquilooo November 28, 2016
When a Rockaway Beach, Queens lifeguard is unfortunate enough to have a patron drown on their watch he/she is obligated to buy a keg of beer for a party that is to be thrown in his/her honor, or dishonor, at which time there is good natured (hopefully) abuse as well as sympathy for the unlucky lifeguard.
by Tranquilooo November 20, 2016
A term Rockaway Beach lifeguards use for the lengthy, often unpredictable journey from Far Rockaway to Manhattan on the A train. The very last thing a local would wish to attempt on a hot summer day.
LG1- gotta ride the Animal today, dreading it.
LG2- what the fuck for?
LG1- job interview.
LG 2-better You than me.
LG2- what the fuck for?
LG1- job interview.
LG 2-better You than me.
by Tranquilooo November 28, 2016
A fictitious creature imagined by Rockaway Beach lifeguards to scare little kids that swim out too far into the surf. An analogy for the undertow and a giant lobster claw that grabs you and pulls you under.
by Tranquilooo November 22, 2016
An inhabitant of a Queens, New York neighborhood who can be notoriously loud, drunk, aggressive and often toothless. However, they are not to be disrespected because they are usually tough in a scrap and looking for a fight.
Don't fuck with that guy he's a channibal.
Did you hear a bunch of channibals started a huge brawl in the bar last night?
Did you hear a bunch of channibals started a huge brawl in the bar last night?
by Tranquilooo November 21, 2016
On a hot summer day a Rockaway Beach lifeguard will casually stroll through the thickest part of a crowded beach to the next lifeguard tower with shades on just to check out all the ass.
Dudes, best perv walk all summer. Get involved.
Look at that perv walk, these guys are so fucking obvious.
Look at that perv walk, these guys are so fucking obvious.
by Tranquilooo November 24, 2016
A senior lifeguard in Rockaway Beach that has stuck around so long he could be the father of the new summer guards.
Look at that fossilguard he can still get out there.
Put that fossilguard out to pasture down on 73, he's done!
Put that fossilguard out to pasture down on 73, he's done!
by Tranquilooo November 21, 2016