fossik 

sex,fuck, root, sexual intercorse

i'm gunna go home and fossik my girlfriend like theres no tomorrow.

fossik by aido666 April 21, 2006

helix fossil 

The God of Anarchy and father of Bird Jesus. The prophecy says the helix will guide his followers though all evil and silence the democracy of the dome.

Praise the almighty helix fossil!

helix fossil by aaabaaajss March 2, 2014

Fossilitis 

An illness depicted in the show Fullmetal Alchemist, in which the body of the infected person slowly turned to stone. Most medicine would not work to combat this disease, and the only cure for this illness was the fabled philosopher's stone.

Fossilitis

Fossilitis by Ethereal_Child June 3, 2011

fossildick 

1. Used in a joking manner towards gross old men who flirt with or try to date girls who are severely younger than them.

Do you see that old geezer over there? That "fossildick" asked out my 19 year old sister.

fossildick by Jendoll July 31, 2006

fossil tits 

A pair of tits that have hardened cum/semen on them, which gives them a fossilized look.

Andy: "Did you pull out last night?"
Paul: "Yeah, i didn't know where it landed, until i saw Holly had some fossil tits in the morning, haha!"

fossil tits by Dr.Pepper'sAssistant December 9, 2012

Fossil Pants 

1) When pants are worn so low that it makes the wearer look like they have a full diaper on.

2) A really old person's pants. They are so old that they could be a fossil.

Person 1: Look Tyana at Adam's new fossil pants

Person 2: you could make natural gas outta those fossil pants!

Fossil Pants by Kn0w1ng June 5, 2013

fossil fool

Fossil fool are those who support energy derived from fossil fuels

Fossil fools support fossil fuel activity, such as:
Tar sands industry
Coal mining
Natural Gas industry
Oil / Petroleum
Non-renewable resources
Off-shore drilling for natural gas and oil
Pollution

fossil fool by marytoons January 7, 2011