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helix fossil
The God of Anarchy and father of Bird Jesus. The prophecy says the helix will guide his followers though all evil and silence the democracy of the dome.
helix fossil by aaabaaajss March 2, 2014
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fossik • Fossils • Fossil fuel • fossilized • fossi • Fossick • fossie • Fossil Boy • fossildick • fossiled
Fossilitis
An illness depicted in the show Fullmetal Alchemist, in which the body of the infected person slowly turned to stone. Most medicine would not work to combat this disease, and the only cure for this illness was the fabled philosopher's stone.
Fossilitis
Fossilitis by Ethereal_Child June 3, 2011
fossildick
1. Used in a joking manner towards gross old men who flirt with or try to date girls who are severely younger than them.
fossildick by Jendoll July 31, 2006
fossil tits
Andy: "Did you pull out last night?"
Paul: "Yeah, i didn't know where it landed, until i saw Holly had some fossil tits in the morning, haha!"
Paul: "Yeah, i didn't know where it landed, until i saw Holly had some fossil tits in the morning, haha!"
fossil tits by Dr.Pepper'sAssistant December 9, 2012
Fossil Pants
1) When pants are worn so low that it makes the wearer look like they have a full diaper on.
2) A really old person's pants. They are so old that they could be a fossil.
2) A really old person's pants. They are so old that they could be a fossil.
Person 1: Look Tyana at Adam's new fossil pants
Person 2: you could make natural gas outta those fossil pants!
Person 2: you could make natural gas outta those fossil pants!
Fossil Pants by Kn0w1ng June 5, 2013
fossil fool
Fossil fools support fossil fuel activity, such as:
Tar sands industry
Coal mining
Natural Gas industry
Oil / Petroleum
Non-renewable resources
Off-shore drilling for natural gas and oil
Pollution
Tar sands industry
Coal mining
Natural Gas industry
Oil / Petroleum
Non-renewable resources
Off-shore drilling for natural gas and oil
Pollution
fossil fool by marytoons January 7, 2011
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.