fossie

Generally spelled FOSSie. One who uses "Free and Open Source Software" (FOSS).

Common views are that charging money for software is evil, that computer programmers should be modern society's slave labor, and that anything and everything related to Microsoft is evil.

Your common FOSSie will spend all day at Slashdot.org, giving negative moderation to anyone who dares to interject anything rational in the forums.

I don't know how those FOSSies talked the City of Munich into totally converting their IT to Linux-based, but they have been at it since 2002 with no end in sight. People are literally begging for Windows-based sanity at this point.

fossie by Chowned August 28, 2007

fossie

to dance with the use of splashy broadway choreograpy, especially the use of 'Jazz Hands'

Okay, chorus, I want you to fossie left then kick right. RIGHT! NOW WITH MORE JAZZ HANDS!

fossie by the notorious canoodler January 26, 2004

helix fossil 

The God of Anarchy and father of Bird Jesus. The prophecy says the helix will guide his followers though all evil and silence the democracy of the dome.

Praise the almighty helix fossil!

helix fossil by aaabaaajss March 2, 2014

Fossilitis 

An illness depicted in the show Fullmetal Alchemist, in which the body of the infected person slowly turned to stone. Most medicine would not work to combat this disease, and the only cure for this illness was the fabled philosopher's stone.

Fossilitis

Fossilitis by Ethereal_Child June 3, 2011

fossildick 

1. Used in a joking manner towards gross old men who flirt with or try to date girls who are severely younger than them.

Do you see that old geezer over there? That "fossildick" asked out my 19 year old sister.

fossildick by Jendoll July 31, 2006

fossil tits 

A pair of tits that have hardened cum/semen on them, which gives them a fossilized look.

Andy: "Did you pull out last night?"
Paul: "Yeah, i didn't know where it landed, until i saw Holly had some fossil tits in the morning, haha!"

fossil tits by Dr.Pepper'sAssistant December 9, 2012

Fossil Pants 

1) When pants are worn so low that it makes the wearer look like they have a full diaper on.

2) A really old person's pants. They are so old that they could be a fossil.

Person 1: Look Tyana at Adam's new fossil pants

Person 2: you could make natural gas outta those fossil pants!

Fossil Pants by Kn0w1ng June 5, 2013