forteta 

Forteta means listen before you talk... they don’t flirt girls but girls always fall for them

I just fell in love with a Forteta

forteta by Klintbee February 8, 2020

Fortesa 

Fortesa is perfect.

Fortesa is the best.

Fortesa by Forto January 30, 2018

forgetabilia

The word first arose in 1996 when I was talking to a New York City lawyer whose office was cluttered with memorabilia.

Some people like to collect memorabilia. I like to throw away forgetabilia.

forgetabilia by Goodmalood December 12, 2008

Fortean 

1. A subject of the unexplained, unknown, paranormal, cryptozoology, ufology, or other related field. A subject that is considered Fortean is one that cannot be explained through known means.

2. One who studies and investigates the unexplained.

3. Of or relating to Charles Fort. The term is derived from the name Charles H. Fort, author of The Book of the Damned, New Lands, Lo!, and Wild Talents, who is widely regarded as the father of paranormal investigation.

As a Fortean I frequently investigate cases of hauntings, UFO sightings, and strange creates.

Fortean by The Unknown User December 22, 2008

forgetabilia

The word first arose in 1996 in my feverish imagination when I was confronted by a New York City lawyer whose office was cluttered with meaningless memorabilia. I saw nothing memorable or valuable about much of his stuff and chose to redefine it.

Some people like to collect memorabilia. I like to throw away forgetabilia.

forgetabilia by Goodmalood December 11, 2008

forgetard 

When some one is constantly reminded of a medial task or process and always forgets it. Then becomes belligerent and defensive and accuses the person who is reminding them of hiding or withholding the information from them, hence sounding retarded.

In the workplace you usually find them in management positions and is a natural progression to micromanagement.

Person: Hey Boss, why don't you use your computer to track the shipments?
Forgetard: I am in charge around here and you have never shown me how to do THAT!?!
Person: Sure I have just hit F4 like I showed you Monday.
Forgetard: You have never shown me that, things are going to change around here! All further shipments, sales figures and customer interaction must go through and be approved by me. You are not to be trusted!

forgetard by mishthefish September 9, 2009

forgetaboutit 

Italian word for "Forget about it" Usually when you don't forgetaboutit, you die. So make sure you "forgetaboutit"

You: "So whats it about"
Italian: "Forgetaboutit"
You" "excuse me?"
::Death::

forgetaboutit by OuTkaStZ October 8, 2005