Definitions by Goodmalood

shortgevity

The condition of being cursed by a life of short duration, as opposed to being blessed by a life of long duration.

Although his parents experienced longevity, being hit by a bus resulted in his unexpected shortgevity.

shortgevity by Goodmalood January 18, 2012

cridicule 

v. trans. to excoriate and/or denigrate a person or an idea while at the same time mocking him/her or it

n. criticism mixed with ridicule

The Republicans on the Senate Judiciary Commitee cridiculed the Democratic nominee's liberal voting record.

The Republicans subjected the nominee to cridicule.

cridicule by Goodmalood July 17, 2009

forgetabilia

The word first arose in 1996 when I was talking to a New York City lawyer whose office was cluttered with memorabilia.

Some people like to collect memorabilia. I like to throw away forgetabilia.

forgetabilia by Goodmalood December 12, 2008

forgetabilia

The word first arose in 1996 in my feverish imagination when I was confronted by a New York City lawyer whose office was cluttered with meaningless memorabilia. I saw nothing memorable or valuable about much of his stuff and chose to redefine it.

Some people like to collect memorabilia. I like to throw away forgetabilia.

forgetabilia by Goodmalood December 11, 2008

mirth control 

What a really bad comedian engages in.

We thought we might enjoy the comedy club but apparently the comedian had taken a mirth control pill and wasn't funny at all.

mirth control by Goodmalood December 11, 2008