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forkendofg 

a loser, an asswipe, dumbass, just another standard insult. except four thousand times better. and then some.
Why did you eat my pie, you stupid forkendofg?!

Your mother is a forkendofg!

I hate that little fuckin forkendofg almost as much as I hate the Swedes.
Urban Dictionary Merch
To act or speak in a way as to make it appear that something is the case when it really is not. Similar to the word Pretend.
Talia fortended that she didn't see the weird boys at the mall when really she did!
Fortend by t+r=bff June 30, 2011
Related Words

Farfendoogan 

How are you?
I'm farfendoogan.
Farfendoogan by Penguin_13_ June 15, 2016

forkendofg 

n. A derogatory remark used to degrade someone.
i.e. Jackass, moron, loser
Haha Cindy is such a forkendofg!
forkendofg by aGGrO October 4, 2004
v. to be humiliated when tricked by someone.
Kaley was forfed by Ed.
forfed by mer October 19, 2004

forfandomss

Best tiktoker in the universe!
So nice, and helpful!
forfandomss Helps fanpages on TikTok!
forfandomss by TikTok eater October 28, 2021

Forendic 

Forendic:
- Portmanteau

Derived of "fond," "friends," and "forensics," encapsulates the application of forensic technique within the realm of friendships and social interactions. In a world where human relationships often require careful examination, forendic endeavors to provide insight and resolution in interpersonal dynamics.

At its core, forendic employs methodologies akin to traditional forensic investigations. Just as forensic scientists collect and analyze evidence to uncover the truth, forendic practitioners observe and assess the subtleties within friendships to foster understanding and strengthen bonds.

One aspect of forendic involves observing behavioral patterns and communication dynamics among friends. Analysts scrutinize verbal and nonverbal cues to discern underlying motives and emotions, enabling individuals to navigate conflicts and cultivate trust.

Forendic also incorporates principles of forensic psychology, delving into subconscious motivations and psychological factors influencing human behavior within friendships.

Forendic encompasses conflict resolution strategies borrowed from forensic negotiation techniques. Practitioners employ active listening and empathy to address conflicts constructively, preserving the integrity of friendships.

Furthermore, forendic extends beyond friendship encompasses social dynamics. Analysis the interconnecteds of social circles to navigate environments with greater awareness, fostering inclusive communities.
She applied "forendic" principles to unravel the complexities of her friendships, gaining deeper insights into the dynamics at play and fostering stronger bonds with her friends.
Forendic by anonymous March 6, 2024
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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