Fortend 

To act or speak in a way as to make it appear that something is the case when it really is not. Similar to the word Pretend.

Talia fortended that she didn't see the weird boys at the mall when really she did!

Fortend by t+r=bff June 30, 2011

Fartender

Someone who tends to fart a lot.

when eric eats a can of beans, he becomes fartender man.

Fartender by Michael Geico July 25, 2011

Fortens 

An alternative word for people who are supposed to work "Four Tens" (Four 10 hour days per week) but actually do not.

Such as instead of working four ten hour days they show up at 10 and leave at 4.

Theresa is working fortens this week, it's noon and she isn't here yet.

Fortens by Carl2011 June 14, 2011

fortondoando 

In music, more than 3 f's on the sheet music; meaning to play very very very loud. So one 'f' written on the score means 'forte' or 'loud'.
ff = fortissimo
fff = fortississimo
ffff+ = fortondoando.

Beethoven: "fffff"
You: oh fortondoando. got it. *smashes piano with fist*

fortondoando by evilpojmaster February 7, 2009

forted 

Being left in a remote area without a ride home.

Though he was promised a ride home, Al found himself forted downtown.

forted by cml1480 October 18, 2011

forkendofg 

a loser, an asswipe, dumbass, just another standard insult. except four thousand times better. and then some.

Why did you eat my pie, you stupid forkendofg?!

Your mother is a forkendofg!

I hate that little fuckin forkendofg almost as much as I hate the Swedes.

forkendofg by Jason 'Thiquinator' Keebler October 4, 2004

fortenski 

Its a name for a poker hand. When you have four tens, its a fortenski.

The name comes from Liz Taylors ex-husband Larry Fortenski.
He won big time and so will you, if you hold this hand.

A fortenski beats a full house.

fortenski by OOBoots January 16, 2011