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Sam Forded 

The term “Sam Forded” is a kind of male who prowls on innocent girls (usually blonde). To be Sam Forded is to be emotionally abused, tricked, lied to repetitively and hurt. It is a male who will push whatever limits he feels necessary to throw his dick into the freshest meat or the blondest bimbo who won’t question him that he can find. If this person sees a weakness, he will use it to his advantage. It is being tricked into believing he’s a decent individual. Legend has it that to this day, you may still see the original Sam Ford in local bars in the central California Coast area trying to take advantage of whomever he sees susceptible to his lies and abuse.
"I can't believe John would do this to me, he told me he'd only be with me!" "Darn girl, you got Sam Forded..."
Sam Forded by Crouchingtiger88 April 30, 2014
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Forked Up 

Being morbidly obese or absurdly fat and disproportionate.
Dude that chick at mcdonalds is so forked up
Forked Up by nnarx August 4, 2022

Forked Up 

1.Being morbidly obese

2. Eating a lot of food

a reference to the deviant artist Forksporks
Oh my god she's so forked up
Forked Up by nnarx August 5, 2022

Forced Invitation 

When you hear your (Friend,Family Member) talking about going to a activity.But you aren't invited until you show up to the conversation and they have to invite you or else it would be awkward.
Hey man you guys are gonna go the movie or something i heard you guys talking?

Yeah man do you want to go with us? - "It would be awkward if i don't invite him damn this is a forced invitation"
Forced Invitation by NotEren4Head October 6, 2018

Blunt Forced Trauma 

A Headache due to smoking to much dope.
"Smoked one to many last night and got me a Blunt Forced Trauma this morning."
what your goods are when you violate the law
Stop! You have violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
forfeit by evilhorse November 26, 2019