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footyitis (pronounced Foot-ee-itis) is a fake disease made to trick people into thinking their doctors are doing a bad job because they don't check them for footyitis at every check up. It is a foot condition that causes mold to grow and the skin on your feet to fall off. You can acquire footyitis by walking in grass.

Mya-''Lol when I was at the doctor and he checked for footyitis I laughed so hard cause it tickled when he touched my foot. It was so embarrassing.''

Ralph- ''Wait wtf is footyitis?''

Mya- ''Omg you don't know what footyitis is? What kind of doctor do you go to?''

footyitis by Miss.Puff September 25, 2018

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fortnitis

When your urge to play fortnite overwhelms your desire to go to school or work.

I am home today instead of at school because I have a bad case of fortnitis.

fortnitis by MilllllllliB March 1, 2018

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Fortnitism

The act of praising Ninja specifically inside a church

Whilst Karen was praising Jesus I was praising Fortnitism

Fortnitism by Mr. Stromboli April 2, 2021

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Fortnitis

A disease in which one is obsessed with a video game. Derives from the game Fortnite which nobody can stop playing at my school. The only cure is if someone in power bans the infected game.

FORTNITIS CAN BE CONTAGIOUS SO WEAR EARPHONES.

Fortnitis by Noodle- May 28, 2018

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Fortyitis

A medical disease of which the only symptom is compulsive lying. This disease is commonly found in individuals from Rexdale.

Sample statements from a person with fortyitis:

"Man, in Rexdale, I saw a guy get thrown off a building. Body bounced five feet in the air."

"...Woke up the next day at home, and my ma says to me "why's a bootprint on my face?" I told her, "Ma, I got in a fight with a cop."

"This one time, I was takin' out the garbage, and I passed out in the corral. Woke up 40 minutes later.

Fortyitis by 40life December 2, 2009

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Fortnitism

When you obsessed with a game that is supposed to be teens but is played by preteen kids.

I'm pretty fucking hyper for Season 7 my Fortnitism is high rn

Fortnitism by Epic Gay-mes October 14, 2018

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bootyitis

bootyitis is when you eat a booty and get herpes. Not to mention it's infultrated by hydrochloric acids. (dont forget to clapp dem cheeks!)

Omg my gf gave me bootyitis and now I have no frinds!

bootyitis by BLOB FOSH June 22, 2019

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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