footyitis 

footyitis (pronounced Foot-ee-itis) is a fake disease made to trick people into thinking their doctors are doing a bad job because they don't check them for footyitis at every check up. It is a foot condition that causes mold to grow and the skin on your feet to fall off. You can acquire footyitis by walking in grass.

Mya-''Lol when I was at the doctor and he checked for footyitis I laughed so hard cause it tickled when he touched my foot. It was so embarrassing.''

Ralph- ''Wait wtf is footyitis?''

Mya- ''Omg you don't know what footyitis is? What kind of doctor do you go to?''

footyitis by Miss.Puff September 25, 2018

fortnitis 

When your urge to play fortnite overwhelms your desire to go to school or work.

I am home today instead of at school because I have a bad case of fortnitis.

fortnitis by MilllllllliB March 1, 2018

Fortnitism 

The act of praising Ninja specifically inside a church

Whilst Karen was praising Jesus I was praising Fortnitism

Fortnitism by Mr. Stromboli April 2, 2021

Fortnitis 

A disease in which one is obsessed with a video game. Derives from the game Fortnite which nobody can stop playing at my school. The only cure is if someone in power bans the infected game.

FORTNITIS CAN BE CONTAGIOUS SO WEAR EARPHONES.

Fortnitis by Noodle- May 28, 2018

Fortyitis 

A medical disease of which the only symptom is compulsive lying. This disease is commonly found in individuals from Rexdale.

Sample statements from a person with fortyitis:

"Man, in Rexdale, I saw a guy get thrown off a building. Body bounced five feet in the air."

"...Woke up the next day at home, and my ma says to me "why's a bootprint on my face?" I told her, "Ma, I got in a fight with a cop."

"This one time, I was takin' out the garbage, and I passed out in the corral. Woke up 40 minutes later.

Fortyitis by 40life December 2, 2009

Fortnitism 

When you obsessed with a game that is supposed to be teens but is played by preteen kids.

I'm pretty fucking hyper for Season 7 my Fortnitism is high rn

Fortnitism by Epic Gay-mes October 14, 2018

bootyitis

bootyitis is when you eat a booty and get herpes. Not to mention it's infultrated by hydrochloric acids. (dont forget to clapp dem cheeks!)

Omg my gf gave me bootyitis and now I have no frinds!

bootyitis by BLOB FOSH June 22, 2019