footyitis (pronounced Foot-ee-itis) is a fake disease made to trick people into thinking their doctors are doing a bad job because they don't check them for footyitis at every check up. It is a foot condition that causes mold to grow and the skin on your feet to fall off. You can acquire footyitis by walking in grass.
Mya-''Lol when I was at the doctor and he checked for footyitis I laughed so hard cause it tickled when he touched my foot. It was so embarrassing.''
Ralph- ''Wait wtf is footyitis?''
Mya- ''Omg you don't know what footyitis is? What kind of doctor do you go to?''
Ralph- ''Wait wtf is footyitis?''
Mya- ''Omg you don't know what footyitis is? What kind of doctor do you go to?''
by Miss.Puff September 25, 2018
Get the footyitis mug.by MilllllllliB March 1, 2018
Get the fortnitis mug.by Mr. Stromboli April 2, 2021
Get the Fortnitism mug.A disease in which one is obsessed with a video game. Derives from the game Fortnite which nobody can stop playing at my school. The only cure is if someone in power bans the infected game.
by Noodle- May 28, 2018
Get the Fortnitis mug.A medical disease of which the only symptom is compulsive lying. This disease is commonly found in individuals from Rexdale.
Sample statements from a person with fortyitis:
"Man, in Rexdale, I saw a guy get thrown off a building. Body bounced five feet in the air."
"...Woke up the next day at home, and my ma says to me "why's a bootprint on my face?" I told her, "Ma, I got in a fight with a cop."
"This one time, I was takin' out the garbage, and I passed out in the corral. Woke up 40 minutes later.
"Man, in Rexdale, I saw a guy get thrown off a building. Body bounced five feet in the air."
"...Woke up the next day at home, and my ma says to me "why's a bootprint on my face?" I told her, "Ma, I got in a fight with a cop."
"This one time, I was takin' out the garbage, and I passed out in the corral. Woke up 40 minutes later.
by 40life December 2, 2009
Get the Fortyitis mug.by Epic Gay-mes October 14, 2018
Get the Fortnitism mug.bootyitis is when you eat a booty and get herpes. Not to mention it's infultrated by hydrochloric acids. (dont forget to clapp dem cheeks!)
by BLOB FOSH June 22, 2019
Get the bootyitis mug.