clouticus

the classiest, most amazing, shocking, way a person can look while wearing clout goggles.

The title given to someone who just fucking slays in clout

friend one: Omg look at Bella in those clout goggles she looks like a god

friend two: yep she is the ultimate clouticus

by Miss.Puff August 17, 2018

footyitis

footyitis (pronounced Foot-ee-itis) is a fake disease made to trick people into thinking their doctors are doing a bad job because they don't check them for footyitis at every check up. It is a foot condition that causes mold to grow and the skin on your feet to fall off. You can acquire footyitis by walking in grass.

Mya-''Lol when I was at the doctor and he checked for footyitis I laughed so hard cause it tickled when he touched my foot. It was so embarrassing.''

Ralph- ''Wait wtf is footyitis?''

Mya- ''Omg you don't know what footyitis is? What kind of doctor do you go to?''

by Miss.Puff September 25, 2018

Persnicket

The word you say when a person coughs (sort of like saying bless you for a sneeze but for a cough)

Friend 1: *Coughs

Friend 2: ''Persnicket dude, persnicket''

by Miss.Puff August 16, 2018