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footitis 

ex;
Caitlin-"Josh my feet hurt."
Josh-"You've got footitis."
<3. lmfao.
footitis by CAITLIN MARY January 5, 2008
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Fontitis 

Whenever you copy and paste somebodys text from one AIM conversation to another and your font changes to the copied font.
Stratomaster: i just copyed and pasted that disease name from ryan
Stratomaster: and apparently
Stratomaster: im immune to fontitis
Fontitis by Vicki Aye October 5, 2008
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fontitis 

When you're typing on AIM and copy something another person says, then you go to type, and you have picked up their font. One of the most annoying and deadly things to occur on the internet.
Ah, jeez Vicki, I got fontitis.
fontitis by Timmy the Kid October 10, 2008

Footisism 

A word used to describe a excellent kick or kicker in American Football
Chris Fowler: And the kick is good.
Kirk Herbstreit: That kicker has extreme poise and footisism

Brad Nessler: LOOK AT THE FOOTISISM ON THAT KICK!
Footisism by Sh*tsticks January 4, 2018

footyitis 

footyitis (pronounced Foot-ee-itis) is a fake disease made to trick people into thinking their doctors are doing a bad job because they don't check them for footyitis at every check up. It is a foot condition that causes mold to grow and the skin on your feet to fall off. You can acquire footyitis by walking in grass.
Mya-''Lol when I was at the doctor and he checked for footyitis I laughed so hard cause it tickled when he touched my foot. It was so embarrassing.''

Ralph- ''Wait wtf is footyitis?''

Mya- ''Omg you don't know what footyitis is? What kind of doctor do you go to?''
footyitis by Miss.Puff September 25, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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