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A selchie is a creature who is a (wo)man on land and a seal underwater. Originated from the song "The Great Selchie of Sule Skerry"
This guy is a seal under water and a guy on land... Must be a selchie.
by Noodle- November 29, 2017
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A disease in which one is obsessed with a video game. Derives from the game Fortnite which nobody can stop playing at my school. The only cure is if someone in power bans the infected game.
by Noodle- April 19, 2018
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