A disease in which one is obsessed with a video game. Derives from the gameFortnite which nobody can stop playing at my school. The only cure is if someone in power bans the infected game.
An inability to sit straight up in one’s chair, resulting from playing too much Fortnite. The diseased appears slouched and hump backed even when not playing the game.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.