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wear
1. "any British registered boat may wear the red ensign"
2. "spinning long stories, wearing half the day"
3. "the environmental health people wouldn't wear it"
2. "spinning long stories, wearing half the day"
3. "the environmental health people wouldn't wear it"
wear by Arminkshipper April 16, 2025
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wear you like a necklace
person a: um i was listening to this t swift song and she goes wear you like a necklace is she talking about pussy
person b: taylor swift can wear me like a necklace
person a: you bitches fruity
person b: taylor swift can wear me like a necklace
person a: you bitches fruity
wear you like a necklace by the party don’t start November 5, 2020
wear the purp
wear the purp by fanzipantz October 16, 2020
wear it
1. The phrase "wear it" originated with a meaning relating to humiliation. If someone did something humiliating or was humiliated in some way, they were "wearing it" or could be told to "wear it."
2. The phrase progressed to have a meaning related to drinking. A person is "wearing it" when they are either very drunk or hung over.
2. The phrase progressed to have a meaning related to drinking. A person is "wearing it" when they are either very drunk or hung over.
1. "Wear it Fuerst!"
2. "Last night, B Fuerst was wearing it, but you were wearing it a lot more."
"After drinking last night, I had to go to a meeting at 8 AM. I was wearing it until noon."
2. "Last night, B Fuerst was wearing it, but you were wearing it a lot more."
"After drinking last night, I had to go to a meeting at 8 AM. I was wearing it until noon."
wear it by Celibate Tiger March 26, 2008
wear a wire
to secretly record a conversation with another person by wearing a line with a microphone connected to a handheld recorder hidden somewhere on your body
ME: I'm talking to my professor after class today and he's gonna say he wants me to fail hard
FRIEND: Get some proof
ME: Yeah I'm gonna wear a wire
FRIEND: Get some proof
ME: Yeah I'm gonna wear a wire
wear a wire by DeafDumbAndBlind November 24, 2013
Wear the Pants
1. To "wear the pants" in a relationship is to be the person in charge of the relationship, whether that being the man or the woman, even though it is usually the man.
1. Jane "Bitch, go do the laundry"
Derek "No!"
Jane "Do it, I wear the pants in this relationship!"
Derek *sigh* "Oi doggy, Ill go do it"
Derek "No!"
Jane "Do it, I wear the pants in this relationship!"
Derek *sigh* "Oi doggy, Ill go do it"
Wear the Pants by EthanChrist March 29, 2010
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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