foodtard
I took my friend with a high school education to a fancy restaurant but they couldn't order anything on the menu because they didn't know what anything was. They were a foodtard
foodtard by Deadmoneyps August 2, 2017
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foodtarded
Exactly what it sounds like. When you get lethargic, or even comatose, from eating too much good food.
"Man, we were gonna go to the show, but we got foodtarded off of fried chicken and mac 'n' cheese at Chris's, and just wound up lying around, watching 'Dodgeball.'"
foodtarded by gulliblezine May 11, 2006
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foodtarded • foodtard • fooltard • Foldtard • Fooftard • fooktardia • Footard • foottard • food yard • Food Card
Foldtard
In poker, one who folds their cards prematurely, with a likely or guaranteed winning hand; also, one who fails to fold an absurdly poor hand resulting in multiple additional wasted bets.
Foldtard by Loose Mortar December 8, 2011
foodtarded
foodtarded by thefoodtard November 10, 2009
Fooftard
Fooftard = foof + retard
1) In this sense, it's simply a derogatory word used to insult people.
2) It can also be used as a way of saying someone has a retarded vagina.
1) In this sense, it's simply a derogatory word used to insult people.
2) It can also be used as a way of saying someone has a retarded vagina.
Fooftard by OhTheDamageIsDone December 1, 2006
Fooltard
A person whos personal actions represent them as foolish and retarded at the same time.
Egro Fooltard
Can also be used as an adjective
Eg Fooltarded
Egro Fooltard
Can also be used as an adjective
Eg Fooltarded
Fooltard by Hatler Christ May 7, 2009
fooltard
One who appears to be as stupid as a mentally retarded person, but not because of lack of intelligence but just because they're foolish.
fooltard by Ian McFarland December 3, 2004
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