8 definitions by OhTheDamageIsDone
The word pluck is a non-vulgar method of saying fuck. It originated from the game Mario, in which the power flower gives Mario the power to send "plucks" from the palm of his hand with a "pluck" noise.
1: "Pluck pluck" - Mario
2: Steve: "Plucking hell!"
Matt: "Whats wrong?"
Steve: "My hamster just ate my dog!"
Matt: "That shits plucked up!"
2: Steve: "Plucking hell!"
Matt: "Whats wrong?"
Steve: "My hamster just ate my dog!"
Matt: "That shits plucked up!"
by OhTheDamageIsDone December 1, 2006
WiiJ is an abbreviation of Wii-Jockey.
A Wii Jockey is someone who has mastered more than one aspect of gaming on the Nintendo Wii.
Someone who is good at a single game but sucks at everything else does not qualify for WiiJ status, only true multigame masters qualify for this title.
A Wii Jockey is someone who has mastered more than one aspect of gaming on the Nintendo Wii.
Someone who is good at a single game but sucks at everything else does not qualify for WiiJ status, only true multigame masters qualify for this title.
Girl #1: Went to Jason's house at the weekend and took some of my Wii games, thought it'd be a laugh but it sucked I stood no chance he's a total WiiJ.
Girl #2: My man Peter sucks at the Wii, you should play him sometime.
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Guy #1: Haha whipped your ass at tennis too, I totally rule at Wii Sports!
Guy #2: Yeah but you're no WiiJ, I'm still the master of other titles.
Girl #2: My man Peter sucks at the Wii, you should play him sometime.
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Guy #1: Haha whipped your ass at tennis too, I totally rule at Wii Sports!
Guy #2: Yeah but you're no WiiJ, I'm still the master of other titles.
by OhTheDamageIsDone December 12, 2006
Fooftard = foof + retard
1) In this sense, it's simply a derogatory word used to insult people.
2) It can also be used as a way of saying someone has a retarded vagina.
1) In this sense, it's simply a derogatory word used to insult people.
2) It can also be used as a way of saying someone has a retarded vagina.
by OhTheDamageIsDone December 1, 2006
One who steals Smarties from supermarkets, usually favoring the Co-Op.
Often leaving belongings behind, Winlows are not talented thieves, and more often then not are caught in due time.
It may be pure irony, but some say that Winlows steal Smarties specifically in order to become smart, and the fact that they leave belongings behind is proof that in fact, prior to Smartie consumption, they're quite stupid.
Often leaving belongings behind, Winlows are not talented thieves, and more often then not are caught in due time.
It may be pure irony, but some say that Winlows steal Smarties specifically in order to become smart, and the fact that they leave belongings behind is proof that in fact, prior to Smartie consumption, they're quite stupid.
"Did you hear about that guy who stole Smarties from the Co-Op?"
"Yeah, I hear he got caught"
"Hah, he left a bag in there and went back to get it."
"What a Winlow"
"Yeah, I hear he got caught"
"Hah, he left a bag in there and went back to get it."
"What a Winlow"
by OhTheDamageIsDone December 5, 2007
An internet day is a day on which you can use the internet.
For most people, every day is an internet day, so the term is useless. However, when you cannot afford a monthly internet subscription, and you have to buy internet on a day by day basis, the term takes on a whole new meaning.
For most people, every day is an internet day, so the term is useless. However, when you cannot afford a monthly internet subscription, and you have to buy internet on a day by day basis, the term takes on a whole new meaning.
Flatmate 1: Oh did you hear about .....?
Flatmate 2: No?
Flatmate 1: Google it.
Flatmate 2: It's not an internet day...
Flatmate 1: Internet Day?
Flatmate 2: INTERNET DAY, YES MATE.
Flatmate 2: No?
Flatmate 1: Google it.
Flatmate 2: It's not an internet day...
Flatmate 1: Internet Day?
Flatmate 2: INTERNET DAY, YES MATE.
by OhTheDamageIsDone February 17, 2011
A reaction status is a Facebook status posted purely because the person posting it is aware that it will have a reaction (a large number of comments/likes)
A common 'reaction status' is seen after a popular TV show, when people post funny lines from the show knowing that people will be logging into Facebook shortly afterwards.
A common 'reaction status' is seen after a popular TV show, when people post funny lines from the show knowing that people will be logging into Facebook shortly afterwards.
"How good is half term?" (obviously half term is good, but why would you say this for any other reason than to get a reaction? Reaction Status.)
"Remember when everyone used to have a Nokia 3310?" (The person posting this knows everyone had a 3310. They said so in their post. So why ask? Reaction Status.)
*any line from The Inbetweeners* (People posting these know large numbers of people watch The Inbetweeners, and often actually race to be the first to post a funny line, in order to secure the most comments/likes. Reaction Status.)
"Remember when everyone used to have a Nokia 3310?" (The person posting this knows everyone had a 3310. They said so in their post. So why ask? Reaction Status.)
*any line from The Inbetweeners* (People posting these know large numbers of people watch The Inbetweeners, and often actually race to be the first to post a funny line, in order to secure the most comments/likes. Reaction Status.)
by OhTheDamageIsDone October 24, 2010
A similar looking although considerably less attractive person who is included in activities in order to make their counterpart look better by comparison.
Doppelganger + minger = Doppelminger.
The doppelminger is often unaware of their status as doppelminger, or sometimes uses the relationship for their own advantages (for example, becoming cool by association)
Doppelganger + minger = Doppelminger.
The doppelminger is often unaware of their status as doppelminger, or sometimes uses the relationship for their own advantages (for example, becoming cool by association)
by OhTheDamageIsDone October 11, 2010