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Winlow

One who steals Smarties from supermarkets, usually favoring the Co-Op.

Often leaving belongings behind, Winlows are not talented thieves, and more often then not are caught in due time.

It may be pure irony, but some say that Winlows steal Smarties specifically in order to become smart, and the fact that they leave belongings behind is proof that in fact, prior to Smartie consumption, they're quite stupid.
"Did you hear about that guy who stole Smarties from the Co-Op?"
"Yeah, I hear he got caught"
"Hah, he left a bag in there and went back to get it."
"What a Winlow"
by OhTheDamageIsDone January 1, 2008
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pluck

The word pluck is a non-vulgar method of saying fuck. It originated from the game Mario, in which the power flower gives Mario the power to send "plucks" from the palm of his hand with a "pluck" noise.
1: "Pluck pluck" - Mario

2: Steve: "Plucking hell!"
Matt: "Whats wrong?"
Steve: "My hamster just ate my dog!"
Matt: "That shits plucked up!"
by OhTheDamageIsDone December 1, 2006
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Internet Day

An internet day is a day on which you can use the internet.

For most people, every day is an internet day, so the term is useless. However, when you cannot afford a monthly internet subscription, and you have to buy internet on a day by day basis, the term takes on a whole new meaning.
Flatmate 1: Oh did you hear about .....?
Flatmate 2: No?
Flatmate 1: Google it.

Flatmate 2: It's not an internet day...

Flatmate 1: Internet Day?
Flatmate 2: INTERNET DAY, YES MATE.
by OhTheDamageIsDone March 4, 2011
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dry shaving

The process of shaving (usually your face) without any water or shaving foam.

Highly uncomfortable and undesirable, but often essential when you're in a rush to get somewhere, and remember you haven't shaved that day.
"What happened to your chin mate?"
"Forgot I had that job interview this morning, woke up late and had to rush out of the house."
"So what's with the chin?"
"Ah, I had to resort to dry shaving"

"Fancy a night out? If we're quick we can catch the metro/subway/train/bus in for cheap?"
"Yeah I'm game, just let me grab a dry shave"
by OhTheDamageIsDone October 25, 2010
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Doppelminger

A similar looking although considerably less attractive person who is included in activities in order to make their counterpart look better by comparison.

Doppelganger + minger = Doppelminger.

The doppelminger is often unaware of their status as doppelminger, or sometimes uses the relationship for their own advantages (for example, becoming cool by association)
Yeah but only because she's got her doppelminger with her.
by OhTheDamageIsDone October 14, 2010
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Fooftard

Fooftard = foof + retard

1) In this sense, it's simply a derogatory word used to insult people.

2) It can also be used as a way of saying someone has a retarded vagina.
1) You're such a fooftard!

2) Man, my penis is all green after fucking that fooftard.
by OhTheDamageIsDone December 1, 2006
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WiiJ

WiiJ is an abbreviation of Wii-Jockey.

A Wii Jockey is someone who has mastered more than one aspect of gaming on the Nintendo Wii.

Someone who is good at a single game but sucks at everything else does not qualify for WiiJ status, only true multigame masters qualify for this title.
Girl #1: Went to Jason's house at the weekend and took some of my Wii games, thought it'd be a laugh but it sucked I stood no chance he's a total WiiJ.
Girl #2: My man Peter sucks at the Wii, you should play him sometime.

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Guy #1: Haha whipped your ass at tennis too, I totally rule at Wii Sports!
Guy #2: Yeah but you're no WiiJ, I'm still the master of other titles.
by OhTheDamageIsDone December 14, 2006
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