"I felt like trash living in SoCo because people with real money there live in $2,000,000+ homes so I moved to a $500,000 house in Catalina Foothills so blue-collar Tucsonans think I'm rich."

Catalina Foothills by EA888 July 30, 2013

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Foothill Horizons Summer Camp

The happiest place on earth. Made in the late 70s, this summer camp has never failed to bring a smile on any campers' face world wide. And we mean WORLD WIDE. By letting yourself come to this camp, you are allowing yourself to expand your "horizons" and develop your social skills in this Miwukian land of adventure and fun to develop yourself into the awesome person you shall become. To be continued...until you come here.

Example 1

Camper 1: Wow, I just expanded my "horizons" at Foothill Horizons Summer Camp.

Camper 2: Why did you just make air quotes with your fingers?

Example 2

Senior at High School: I just got accepted to UC Davis! Thanks Foothill Horizons Summer Camp!

Foothill Horizons Summer Camp by Dylan.M.Watson@gmail.com October 15, 2011

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Catalina Foothills

An affluent suburb of Tucson, Arizona. The Catalina Foothills School District has been on the news multiple times for heroin busts and other drug-related issues. Catalina Foothills High School's nickname is "heroin high." Google it. The area is mostly crumbling roads, 70s ranch homes, and newer custom one-stories.

"I work in the city of Tucson and I'm a lawyer so like most of my co-workers, I live in Catalina Foothills."

Catalina Foothills by EA888 July 28, 2013

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foothillchristianschool

A dumb school where you have to sit down and do nothing. If you however you do like it um you might have to go see someone to help you with depression. A school where you get shipped with someone and you basically have to deal with drama all day. Ps the sports here are terrible. Do not go to this school.

Foothillchristianschool is a term used for begging for more money

foothillchristianschool by Ur mum wow ha yes May 17, 2018

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