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It's like rugby and it's like football but it's neither of them. Footby is a sport in which you essentially play full contact football, but you can pick up the ball and throw it into the goal.
Me: hey guys' how was the footby?
Guys: it was great, I got a black eye and a fat lip but other than that, it was great.
Footby by MaxisStrife March 10, 2015
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footyheads

The plural of footyhead, also known as champion. Footyheads are a bunch of boys who believe that they are the top dogs of the school. Footyheads come in large packs with several following behind them trying to fit in. These large packs have very broad shoulders and a very very deep voices. Keep your distance as if you look at them twice they will think you want a fight. You will here them chanting; lets go, champion, i back it and several other sayings. All of them have nicknames and secret handshakes. They are the best at every sport and know every player. They may also like to cause riots and loud cheers to show off to other males. if you are sitting next to them you will find them copying you as the are unintelligent. Beware they may jump and hit each other on the chest.
Normal Male: "look at these boys i wish i was just like those guys are so cool."
Normal Male: *looks at them again*
Footyheads: *the pack turns*
Footyheads: "wat you say champion, you wanna fight zanebruh get him"
Footyheads in back of pack: "I back it chief, swing bruhh you wouldnt

Footyheads: "nahhh you wouldnt champion"
Normal Male: *turns around* * walks other way* "nevermind footyheads are to cool for me smh my head"
Footyheads: "Take a walk champion"
footyheads by Ruebs2_ February 23, 2018
A lady which knows how to tease and turn men on with her sexy feet.
-Man, Sandra is a total footbabe. Just look how she crossed her ankles !
-She knows her high arches and soft soles turn us on. That girl is nuts !
footbabe by CuriousOne January 8, 2010

High school football game 

A football game played by high schoolers, but mainly a social event. 20% of people watch the game, and 80% talk and socialize majority of the game.
When all the highschoolers went to the High school football game,they new the game would actually be a social gathering.

football guy 

A person, usually a coach, who is addicted to football and will do anything no matter how ridiculous to help his team win. Many times when football guys lose football, they go through severe withdrawals and sometimes can die.
Joe Paterno was such a football guy, that the second he got fired he couldn't live anymore.
football guy by Pharr August 26, 2017

footballistically 

Word coined by Arsene Wenger, manager of Arsenal FC football club of London, England. Footballistically is used to mean

1. in terms of football (the actual action of playing)

2. football-wise
Footballistically, Arsenal are a better team than Manchester United!

Theo Walcott, has improved footballistically!
footballistically by presiDizzle November 17, 2007

Footballin 

When your balls hang so low they lay across your feet.
Damn Joe, you are footballin!
Footballin by BMJimmer August 12, 2012
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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