foosball players

the ghetto version of baseball players a nerd wanting to impress a girl

All of those guys are just foosball players, we can’t mess with them

by Hawtahatwahawtahatta February 9, 2019

football players

1.guys who put on enough pads to usaully keep themselves alive play on professional teams and get paid alot of money,who still get injured

2.people who play football for fun with or without pads because we think its fun and we love the game,were not all jocks either

1.terrel owens went to play in the superbowl after breaking his ankle

2.me and my friends who play for the hell of it

by eric February 26, 2005

football players

retarded assholes that think they have to be cool infront of each other by being loud annoying and rude. Making themselves live up to the football jock asshole stereotype.

Why is that Football Player such an asshole?

by Gracie February 12, 2004

c team football players

gay little freshman boys that sing at the end of their games and swear they are only on c team cuz they are freshman

wtf are the c team football players doing

by sophomore cheerleader September 30, 2021

Danish football players

They beat the Swedes. Danish footballers released wild boars on the football field in Frölunda in order to win. They cheat often.

Danish football players cheated again today, they also murdered my pet echidna grumblescout.

by Every Swedish person April 16, 2022

National Kiss A Football Player Day

On October 28 all girls have to kiss a football player inspired by friend Danielle

Bella: Omg it’s national kiss a football player day
Danielle : I’m gonna go kiss a football player

by heidywkrufiwiebdwisij October 25, 2019

High School Football Player

The high school football player is the epitome of awesomeness and swag all bottled into 1 walking shit for brains toolbag. In the high school food chain the football player is a cut above the rest when it comes to everything including raw athleticism, obvious swagger and straight-up toughness resulting in aquiring an abundance of girls who, by the laws of high school, are required to be with them. On the rare occurrance that said football player were team captain it emphasizes the previously stated attributes by nearly infinite. El Capitano is very aware of all of this and flaunts it harder than a $2 hooker on a saturday night at the club. Whether it is flooding social networking sites with pointless updates, wearing his jersey in a way similar to the way an SS officer wore his in the 1940s, and showing public displays of affection to his girl who really deserves someone much better, lets say for example the funny, sarcastic, intelligent, socially awkward, down-to-earth, alternate captain of the high school hockey team, who really understands her, the captain is a complete fuckface. But instead she is blinded by the astounding amount of toughness and idiocracy that he has to display to keep his high school reputation intact. However little does our self-centered wanna-be leader know that once he graduates high school he will count for nothing in society, most likely pump gas for a living, and can only think back on what a total dick and waste of life he was at 18 years old.

The high school footbal player runs his school.
Dude that high school football player is a complete fuck.

by the_next_big_thing October 26, 2011