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Fighting Foodons

World Renownd super series, a epic saga of trios, and even Quik claws make this one of the best televisions series to plague the indo china region of sudan.
"Fighting Foodons is the best show evar" - Barack Obama

"My life now has purpose cause of teh foodons" - John Luu
Fighting Foodons by John Kerry 08 October 28, 2008

Fordson High School 

Fags, whores, fiends and some incredible people that I truly love.
Fordson High School, Fucking shitty ass school periodiot Poo.
Fordson High School by AsianDick August 18, 2020

foodsomnia 

Inability to go to sleep due to intense craving for food.
Me: Yo. Did we get robbed last night?

My friend: No. Jose's foodsomnia is acting up again! He totally ransacked the pantry last night.
foodsomnia by JRecinto October 26, 2014

Foodboner 

An erection that occurs whilst thinking about having a steamy threesome with your roommate and his large, hawaiian pizza.
Dude, I have such a raging foodboner right now.
Foodboner by IHeartCthulhu June 23, 2011

foodonym 

An alias one with a diffucult name to understand uses when getting food as to not confuse the waiter.
Waiter: Order for Tom
Paden: Here, Thank you.
Matt: Why did you grab that food it obviously wasn't yours?
Paden: Tom is my foodonym! These people always get my name wrong calling me, peYtON.
foodonym by PadenTom June 22, 2021

Fordson High School 

hmm..where arab hoes like to go so that they can tell their parents that they're doin something good...yea rite..Fordson is where most hoes go to do it and cry that they got pregnant..trust me..i know..i was in the bathroom once and i saw two grls checkin on pregnancy test and screaming-"whats blue! whats blue!"...yea the guys ALL do their eyebrows...they're thinner than most of the grls eyebrows...the guys are man hoes too...the freshman act like theyre the shyt..damm they are so wrong..the teachers are ight and the teaching system is really good...hmm..lets see wat else should we say about fordson... oh ya..its full of Arabss...like me..yea we make terrorist jokes and its pretty funny..yea and they grls go out with the guys but after they break up they find out they they were somewat related..ewww and they actually made out with each other...plus the grls parents would kill her if they found out they actually had a boyfriend.anyway..if u wanna know more juss IM me at= Call Me Slim xo
A Couple in Fordson High School.
Guy-hey baby, wanna get in my car?
Girl-ok ali but this has to be fast
Guy- ok no problem
3 Months Later
Girl-hey ali wats up
Guy- hey baby not much juss tired
Girl-i gotta tell u somethin
Guy-yea wassup
Girl-im pregnant and i think its urs
Guy- oh helll nawww..bitch get the hell outta my life..i used a condom..peace out
Fordson High School by Slim xo September 12, 2006
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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