foodson

a food having a name like a person leading ppl to believe it's a real person.

pretzel, my favorite foodson.

by anonymous September 17, 2021

Fighting Foodons

World Renownd super series, a epic saga of trios, and even Quik claws make this one of the best televisions series to plague the indo china region of sudan.

"Fighting Foodons is the best show evar" - Barack Obama

"My life now has purpose cause of teh foodons" - John Luu

by John Kerry 08 October 28, 2008

Fordson High School

Fags, whores, fiends and some incredible people that I truly love.

Fordson High School, Fucking shitty ass school periodiot Poo.

by AsianDick August 18, 2020

foodsomnia

Inability to go to sleep due to intense craving for food.

Me: Yo. Did we get robbed last night?

My friend: No. Jose's foodsomnia is acting up again! He totally ransacked the pantry last night.

by JRecinto October 26, 2014

Foodboner

An erection that occurs whilst thinking about having a steamy threesome with your roommate and his large, hawaiian pizza.

Dude, I have such a raging foodboner right now.

by IHeartCthulhu June 23, 2011

foodonym

An alias one with a diffucult name to understand uses when getting food as to not confuse the waiter.

Waiter: Order for Tom
Paden: Here, Thank you.
Matt: Why did you grab that food it obviously wasn't yours?
Paden: Tom is my foodonym! These people always get my name wrong calling me, peYtON.

by PadenTom June 22, 2021

Fordson High School

hmm..where arab hoes like to go so that they can tell their parents that they're doin something good...yea rite..Fordson is where most hoes go to do it and cry that they got pregnant..trust me..i know..i was in the bathroom once and i saw two grls checkin on pregnancy test and screaming-"whats blue! whats blue!"...yea the guys ALL do their eyebrows...they're thinner than most of the grls eyebrows...the guys are man hoes too...the freshman act like theyre the shyt..damm they are so wrong..the teachers are ight and the teaching system is really good...hmm..lets see wat else should we say about fordson... oh ya..its full of Arabss...like me..yea we make terrorist jokes and its pretty funny..yea and they grls go out with the guys but after they break up they find out they they were somewat related..ewww and they actually made out with each other...plus the grls parents would kill her if they found out they actually had a boyfriend.anyway..if u wanna know more juss IM me at= Call Me Slim xo

A Couple in Fordson High School.
Guy-hey baby, wanna get in my car?
Girl-ok ali but this has to be fast
Guy- ok no problem
3 Months Later
Girl-hey ali wats up
Guy- hey baby not much juss tired
Girl-i gotta tell u somethin
Guy-yea wassup
Girl-im pregnant and i think its urs
Guy- oh helll nawww..bitch get the hell outta my life..i used a condom..peace out

by Slim xo September 12, 2006