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Fondling Father 

Fondling Father — another name for Donald Trump, The Orange Man, Dolt 45, who also has a host of other sobriquets too numerous to mention here.

This particular name was earned by boosting during a Billy Bush Access Hollywood interview that he can grab women by their genitals without recrimination or chastisement because he is both rich and famous.

A pending civil suit will determine if this is actually true or not.
This is the Fondling Father Home Schooling Anthem

He was first in graft
First in lies
First in grabbing lady parts
Our Foundling Father, Donald Trump
Gave our MAGA Movement its start

Dog fooding

Alternate form of dogfood. Refers to the practice of expecting software developers to use the products they produce.
Our software has had fewer bugs since our programmers embraced dog fooding.
Dog fooding by obbyyoyo May 2, 2005

foodinger 

a food connoisseur that pays to go to their friends place and eats their cooking.
i want to go to be like amy. she's such a foodinger. she never cooks but gets her friends to cook for her!
foodinger by chentastical December 4, 2012

Fondling in a Bush 

When two people like to have sexual activity or to masturbate each other in a bush or a run down place
Did you see those two fondling in a bush

Cough cough s h a n e and j o d i

Foodling 

The act of reaching into a bag of food, usually from a fast food restaurant in your passenger seat, searching for something to put in your mouth. Inspired from noodling
I started foodling for that last soft taco that I know I ordered.
Foodling by Salesteamsix July 1, 2019

fooling around 

Sexual activities between two people which normally involves getting to 2nd base (hand-jobs, fingering) and/or to 3rd base (blow-jobs, eating out).
Mike and I were only fooling around last night, we didn't actually fuck.
fooling around by Kakalak November 13, 2005