Origin:
Monday 25th July 2016,
Ferny Crofts Campsite,
New Forest,
Hampshire.

A follet is an unfortunate and badly timed erection, for example during an outdoor activity for everyone to see. A follet must also be followed by continous piss taking and references, otherwise it is only know as an awkaward boner.

Harry was embarrassed as everyone saw his raging follet, he tried to hide it but his efforts were futile, his raging follet was there for all to see.

Follet by Sam Lancashire July 29, 2016

Related Words

follje • Foller • follet • Follett • follie • folleague • FOLLEE • Follel • follenate • Folleränna

folleague

A colleague who you can share a beer with after work, but would not invite to your home. Usually an occupier of time before one meets their real friends.

Q: Do you want to meet for dinner at 8pm by your office?
A: That's okay, I'll hang out with a folleague until then.

folleague by Final Gravity July 9, 2016

zero follerance

when a person is so boring, nobody will follow him/her on twitter

Even the scamsters give him zero follerance.

zero follerance by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ß€₡ʞ July 30, 2013

Ryan Follese

An amazing man, with such a great personality. He is THE guy to have! He is nice, loving, a great singer, and funny. :) He's sweet and the best guy you will ever meet. An amazing singer and you will be addicted to his face, bod, and music!

"Omg did you just hear an angel?"
"Oh, no that was Ryan Follese!"

"Dude someone's looking hott....."
"Yeah he's totally pulling a Ryan Follese!"

Ryan Follese by FolleseFever December 23, 2011

que te folle un pez

Spanish for I hope you get fucked by a fish. Used to express screw you. Also good for laughs.

Cody: "You're girl's a bitch bro"
Duncan: "Que te folle un pez, dude!"
Cody: "LMAO"

que te folle un pez by Are you laughing yet December 15, 2017

5 o'clock follies

any driver that has a 9 to 5 job. After 5pm, they get on the highway & cause "rush hour" traffic.

Trucker Tom: "I'd better go ahead & hit the road before those 5 O'clock follies screw up the highway!"

Trucker Joe: " you better hurry up, it's going on 4:30!"

5 o'clock follies by T.Wilson November 27, 2012

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026