fogled

To inappropriately check out underage girls like Jared Fogle the Subway.

Dude, you just Fogled that girl. Do you want to go to jail?

by BornInTheBurn October 24, 2015

fogled

to get screwed over royally, as in the TV show treasure hunters

oh man, they fogled us.
or
Ha! we just fogled your ass!

by Coyote90 August 26, 2006

Fogled

Getting fucked up beyond belief, getting so drunk you wake up drunk the next morning and stay drunk until the afternoon.

I got soooo Fogled last night i woke up in the wrong house with someones dog on my lap!

by docsully May 23, 2011

Fogled

Someone who is aged under 45 but has been spending too much time either with or fantasising over, Old people...
This can lead to the said person behaving in a range of strange manners including:
a) forgetting things
b)gradually changing their wardrobe to look like an old person
c) telling others that 'things weren't like this when I was young'
d)wanting to have sex with old people
e) taking lewd photographs of old people without their knowledge or consent
e) being arrested for tapping up old people

I caught Mark taking pictures of old ladies licking ice-creams in the park.. man, he is Fogled!

by yummy mummy5 April 22, 2009

fogle

v. To screw someone over without principles. Also, to sexually violate another person. This is in reference to the disgraced Subway icon Jared Fogle.

"Yo, Joe, Jerry Sandusky is a total scumbag. He ruined a lot of people's lives. I don't care if he gets fogled in prison for destroying so many innocent lives." Also: "Man, that kid overcharged me at the sandwich shop. I totally got fogled."

by Prankster October 1, 2015

Jared Fogle

A formerly obese man who lost weight via a combination of walking, Subway sandwiches, and vigorous use of child pornography. He used to choose between 6 inch or foot long sub sandwiches; now he is getting 6 inches to foot longs of another kind.

Man, the air conditioner was broken at work today and I was hotter than Jared Fogle buying Girl Scout cookies.

by anotherDUDE October 1, 2015

Foglebyte

1 Foglebyte ≈ 5 Terrabyte

The amount of cp that gives you a 12 -year prison sentence

I guess Jared won't be able to go to subway any time soon 'cause he just got busted for owning one foglebyte of cp

by Jesus_Crust August 23, 2021