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foagington 

A girl typically of Irish decent who has struck the genetic jack pot. This girl tends to be an absolute stunner who attracts both women and men, although, fair warning, she's only interested in the latter. Boys, this female is a catch. If you want a chance at getting noticed by this godly breed of women start growing a beard immediately. That will really catch her eye. Before you know it ya'll will be drunk in love. Against some common belief, this woman does not spend many hours a day waiting for buses. A girl typically of Irish decent who has struck the genetic jack pot. This girl tends to be an absolute stunner who attracts both women and men, although, fair warning, she's only interested in the latter. Boys, this female is a catch. If you want a chance at getting noticed by this godly breed of women start growing a beard immediately. That will really catch her eye. Before you know it ya'll will be drunk in love. Against some common belief, this woman does not spend many hours a day waiting for buses.
She is a foagington.
foagington by Buster Ryder November 17, 2014
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Foppington's Law 

No matter how toxic or incorrect it might be, a specific opinion will quickly adopt pseudoscientific and metaphysical evidence to try and legitimize it, such as phrenology and personal belief.
Once bigotry or self-loathing permeate a given community, it is only a matter of time before deep metaphysical significance is assigned to the shape of human skulls.
-- ContraPoints definition of Foppington's Law

Diane Foxington 

the hottest female in animated movie history. from the movie "the bad guys"
Diane Foxington is bad af

facington 

Anything with a face. Often used as a insult.
Ashley is such a facington!

facington 

Anyone or anything with a FACE who tends to exhibit whoreface behaviour. Used in various ways: insult or just to confuse the hell out of people. Just try telling someone to stop being such a facington. They'll be beside themselves with anger.
"That Lauren is such a facington."

"Stop being such a facington, whore."
facington by roadmaster3000 March 22, 2007

Cunt Faggington 

Someone who is just a major cunt but you want to add a little more salt to the wound by also calling them a faggotand also making it sound condescending.
Wow isn't Jake being a major Cunt Faggington today?
Cunt Faggington by TheJrod543 May 19, 2018

Hayden Fortington 

Hayden Fortington is a fucking gay cunt. He lies about having an 8 inch penis and talks to 13 year old girls to cover up that he is gay
Person 1: Apparently that guy is talking to a 13 year old
Person 2: That must be Hayden Fortington the gay cunt
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