A girl typically of Irish decent who has struck the genetic jack pot. This girl tends to be an absolute stunner who attracts both women and men, although, fair warning, she's only interested in the latter. Boys, this female is a catch. If you want a chance at getting noticed by this godly breed of women start growing a beard immediately. That will really catch her eye. Before you know it ya'll will be drunk in love. Against some common belief, this woman does not spend many hours a day waiting for buses. A girl typically of Irish decent who has struck the genetic jack pot. This girl tends to be an absolute stunner who attracts both women and men, although, fair warning, she's only interested in the latter. Boys, this female is a catch. If you want a chance at getting noticed by this godly breed of women start growing a beard immediately. That will really catch her eye. Before you know it ya'll will be drunk in love. Against some common belief, this woman does not spend many hours a day waiting for buses.
She is a foagington.
by Buster Ryder November 17, 2014
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Once bigotry or self-loathing permeate a given community, it is only a matter of time before deep metaphysical significance is assigned to the shape of human skulls.
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Get the facington mug.Anyone or anything with a FACE who tends to exhibit whoreface behaviour. Used in various ways: insult or just to confuse the hell out of people. Just try telling someone to stop being such a facington. They'll be beside themselves with anger.
by roadmaster3000 March 22, 2007
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