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foagington 

A girl typically of Irish decent who has struck the genetic jack pot. This girl tends to be an absolute stunner who attracts both women and men, although, fair warning, she's only interested in the latter. Boys, this female is a catch. If you want a chance at getting noticed by this godly breed of women start growing a beard immediately. That will really catch her eye. Before you know it ya'll will be drunk in love. Against some common belief, this woman does not spend many hours a day waiting for buses. A girl typically of Irish decent who has struck the genetic jack pot. This girl tends to be an absolute stunner who attracts both women and men, although, fair warning, she's only interested in the latter. Boys, this female is a catch. If you want a chance at getting noticed by this godly breed of women start growing a beard immediately. That will really catch her eye. Before you know it ya'll will be drunk in love. Against some common belief, this woman does not spend many hours a day waiting for buses.
She is a foagington.
foagington by Buster Ryder November 17, 2014
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Foppington's Law 

No matter how toxic or incorrect it might be, a specific opinion will quickly adopt pseudoscientific and metaphysical evidence to try and legitimize it, such as phrenology and personal belief.
Once bigotry or self-loathing permeate a given community, it is only a matter of time before deep metaphysical significance is assigned to the shape of human skulls.
-- ContraPoints definition of Foppington's Law

Diane Foxington 

the hottest female in animated movie history. from the movie "the bad guys"
Diane Foxington is bad af

facington 

Anything with a face. Often used as a insult.
Ashley is such a facington!

facington 

Anyone or anything with a FACE who tends to exhibit whoreface behaviour. Used in various ways: insult or just to confuse the hell out of people. Just try telling someone to stop being such a facington. They'll be beside themselves with anger.
"That Lauren is such a facington."

"Stop being such a facington, whore."
facington by roadmaster3000 March 22, 2007

Cunt Faggington 

Someone who is just a major cunt but you want to add a little more salt to the wound by also calling them a faggotand also making it sound condescending.
Wow isn't Jake being a major Cunt Faggington today?
Cunt Faggington by TheJrod543 May 19, 2018

Hayden Fortington 

Hayden Fortington is a fucking gay cunt. He lies about having an 8 inch penis and talks to 13 year old girls to cover up that he is gay
Person 1: Apparently that guy is talking to a 13 year old
Person 2: That must be Hayden Fortington the gay cunt
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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