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Foppington's Law
No matter how toxic or incorrect it might be, a specific opinion will quickly adopt pseudoscientific and metaphysical evidence to try and legitimize it, such as phrenology and personal belief.
Once bigotry or self-loathing permeate a given community, it is only a matter of time before deep metaphysical significance is assigned to the shape of human skulls.
-- ContraPoints definition of Foppington's Law
-- ContraPoints definition of Foppington's Law
Foppington's Law by The Logical Fallacy August 19, 2018
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Failington
Man 1: Dude what happend
Man 2:I slipped on my porch the other day and i fell on a wolverine which fucked me up.
Man 1: Thats the third time this week, man you are such a Failington.
Man 2:I slipped on my porch the other day and i fell on a wolverine which fucked me up.
Man 1: Thats the third time this week, man you are such a Failington.
Failington by Fernando6969 September 8, 2012
Diane Foxington
Diane Foxington by Heisenberg3A July 9, 2023
foagington
A girl typically of Irish decent who has struck the genetic jack pot. This girl tends to be an absolute stunner who attracts both women and men, although, fair warning, she's only interested in the latter. Boys, this female is a catch. If you want a chance at getting noticed by this godly breed of women start growing a beard immediately. That will really catch her eye. Before you know it ya'll will be drunk in love. Against some common belief, this woman does not spend many hours a day waiting for buses. A girl typically of Irish decent who has struck the genetic jack pot. This girl tends to be an absolute stunner who attracts both women and men, although, fair warning, she's only interested in the latter. Boys, this female is a catch. If you want a chance at getting noticed by this godly breed of women start growing a beard immediately. That will really catch her eye. Before you know it ya'll will be drunk in love. Against some common belief, this woman does not spend many hours a day waiting for buses.
She is a foagington.
foagington by Buster Ryder November 17, 2014
Hayden Fortington
Hayden Fortington is a fucking gay cunt. He lies about having an 8 inch penis and talks to 13 year old girls to cover up that he is gay
Person 1: Apparently that guy is talking to a 13 year old
Person 2: That must be Hayden Fortington the gay cunt
Person 2: That must be Hayden Fortington the gay cunt
Hayden Fortington by PrincessHollyHaydensMissus October 27, 2020
Diane Foxington
The Most Beautiful, Interesting and Kind Persona to ever exist, originally from the movie 'The Bad Guys', created by DreamWorks animation but derived from a character called Ellie from the book series of the same name.
She is the governor of California in the film but has an alias... 'The Crimson Paw', credited with stealing the 'Zimpango Diamond' once for profit and twice for fun! She wears the diamond in plain sight in a ring on her middle finger. She also went after the afamed 'Golden Dolphin', holding it in her hands with a clear escape route but looked at herself in a reflection and realised that she was just the tricky fox they always told her she was. So she decided, instead of hurting people, she would help them, by becoming the Governor.
Her fun, Charasmatic and Caring nature is what earns her the title of 'Love Of My Life'.
She is the governor of California in the film but has an alias... 'The Crimson Paw', credited with stealing the 'Zimpango Diamond' once for profit and twice for fun! She wears the diamond in plain sight in a ring on her middle finger. She also went after the afamed 'Golden Dolphin', holding it in her hands with a clear escape route but looked at herself in a reflection and realised that she was just the tricky fox they always told her she was. So she decided, instead of hurting people, she would help them, by becoming the Governor.
Her fun, Charasmatic and Caring nature is what earns her the title of 'Love Of My Life'.
Diane Foxington by The Fox Tho August 20, 2023
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