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boy you are a foolington!
by shawtylo! March 4, 2010
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Foppington's Law

No matter how toxic or incorrect it might be, a specific opinion will quickly adopt pseudoscientific and metaphysical evidence to try and legitimize it, such as phrenology and personal belief.
Once bigotry or self-loathing permeate a given community, it is only a matter of time before deep metaphysical significance is assigned to the shape of human skulls.
-- ContraPoints definition of Foppington's Law
by The Logical Fallacy August 19, 2018
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Failington

An expert in the art of failing.
One who epicly fails as a way of life.
Man 1: Dude what happend

Man 2:I slipped on my porch the other day and i fell on a wolverine which fucked me up.

Man 1: Thats the third time this week, man you are such a Failington.
by Fernando6969 September 8, 2012
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Diane Foxington

the hottest female in animated movie history. from the movie "the bad guys"
Diane Foxington is bad af
by Heisenberg3A July 9, 2023
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foagington

A girl typically of Irish decent who has struck the genetic jack pot. This girl tends to be an absolute stunner who attracts both women and men, although, fair warning, she's only interested in the latter. Boys, this female is a catch. If you want a chance at getting noticed by this godly breed of women start growing a beard immediately. That will really catch her eye. Before you know it ya'll will be drunk in love. Against some common belief, this woman does not spend many hours a day waiting for buses. A girl typically of Irish decent who has struck the genetic jack pot. This girl tends to be an absolute stunner who attracts both women and men, although, fair warning, she's only interested in the latter. Boys, this female is a catch. If you want a chance at getting noticed by this godly breed of women start growing a beard immediately. That will really catch her eye. Before you know it ya'll will be drunk in love. Against some common belief, this woman does not spend many hours a day waiting for buses.
She is a foagington.
by Buster Ryder November 17, 2014
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Hayden Fortington

Hayden Fortington is a fucking gay cunt. He lies about having an 8 inch penis and talks to 13 year old girls to cover up that he is gay
Person 1: Apparently that guy is talking to a 13 year old
Person 2: That must be Hayden Fortington the gay cunt
by PrincessHollyHaydensMissus October 27, 2020
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Diane Foxington

The Most Beautiful, Interesting and Kind Persona to ever exist, originally from the movie 'The Bad Guys', created by DreamWorks animation but derived from a character called Ellie from the book series of the same name.

She is the governor of California in the film but has an alias... 'The Crimson Paw', credited with stealing the 'Zimpango Diamond' once for profit and twice for fun! She wears the diamond in plain sight in a ring on her middle finger. She also went after the afamed 'Golden Dolphin', holding it in her hands with a clear escape route but looked at herself in a reflection and realised that she was just the tricky fox they always told her she was. So she decided, instead of hurting people, she would help them, by becoming the Governor.

Her fun, Charasmatic and Caring nature is what earns her the title of 'Love Of My Life'.
I kissed Diane Foxington on the Cheek.
by The Fox Tho August 20, 2023
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