by Thatonegirl_0217 December 31, 2021
Get the fmlif mug.(On Monday) Teacher: You will have a huge test on Friday, counting for 80% of your grade!
(On Friday) Kid: What day is it? ...Friday? I have a test today! I didn't study! FMLIF!
(On Friday) Kid: What day is it? ...Friday? I have a test today! I didn't study! FMLIF!
by JoMan112 March 5, 2011
Get the FMLIF mug.Short for 'Fuck My Life'. FMyLife is a website dedicated to creating entertainment and enjoyment from others' unfortunate circumstances and glorifying such moments for the world to see.
FMyLife allows its visitors and/or members to post 'FMLs', or short snippets containing one painful 'fuck my life' moment from that day. Each FML must begin with 'Today,' and end with 'FML.'
As of March of 2009, submitted FMLs are moderated by the site's users first, and a select few are then chosen to be sent to FMyLife moderators. Once site moderators approve FMLs they are posted on the homepage.
An example FML: "Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase. I said, 'Accidents happen.' She replied, 'Yeah, like your birth.' FML"
FMyLife allows its visitors and/or members to post 'FMLs', or short snippets containing one painful 'fuck my life' moment from that day. Each FML must begin with 'Today,' and end with 'FML.'
As of March of 2009, submitted FMLs are moderated by the site's users first, and a select few are then chosen to be sent to FMyLife moderators. Once site moderators approve FMLs they are posted on the homepage.
An example FML: "Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase. I said, 'Accidents happen.' She replied, 'Yeah, like your birth.' FML"
"Today, I went to FMyLife.com and realized my life isn't as fucked as I thought. I wasn't happy about that. FML"
by BWallenstein March 7, 2009
Get the fmylife mug.Slang term for money, especially money cast about in a casual manner, such as when buying rounds of drinks for people you don't know or even dislike, just to make yourself feel like the life of the party.
Seems to have been invented by comic genious brad neely.
Seems to have been invented by comic genious brad neely.
"Professor Brother was the life of the science department's big Oppenheimer piñata party. That is, until the fliff throwing came to an abrupt end."
"A true Patriarch knows how to rock out with his fliff out."
"A true Patriarch knows how to rock out with his fliff out."
by Patriarch917 June 20, 2007
Get the Fliff mug.Past tense: filiflustered
Verb: filiflustering
1. When members of congress get annoyed by the opposing side for filibustering their legislation
2. Annoyance when someone blocks you from progress
Verb: filiflustering
1. When members of congress get annoyed by the opposing side for filibustering their legislation
2. Annoyance when someone blocks you from progress
1. The Republicans were getting filiflustered at the Democrats for blocking their health care legislation
2. Jake cock-blocked Edward, filiflustering Edward in the process.
2. Jake cock-blocked Edward, filiflustering Edward in the process.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
Get the filifluster mug.A website filled with such pathetic people and their pathetic anecdotes, you'll automatically begin to feel better about your own miserable existence.
I was feeling down after my girlfriend left me, but then I went on fmylife.com, and now I feel a lot better.
by yankeedrew90 March 2, 2009
Get the fmylife.com mug.A website where people post unfortunate events that happened to them on that day. It's been invaded by "LOL I'M SOOOOO FUNNY BECAUSE I'M RANDOM!! FOR THE LULZ!! FAIL!" teenagers. 98% of the submissions are GFs whining about how their boyfriend isn't completely perfect (see example).
The comments on Fmylife.com are completely worthless. The first comment will ALWAYS be "First!" and then 50 people will flame him/her. Then you have your trolls try to be funny by posting exaggerated "You deserve it"s. The actual FML will never, ever be discussed in the comments.
The comments on Fmylife.com are completely worthless. The first comment will ALWAYS be "First!" and then 50 people will flame him/her. Then you have your trolls try to be funny by posting exaggerated "You deserve it"s. The actual FML will never, ever be discussed in the comments.
The following is a REAL submission from Fmylife.com
Girl: Today, my boyfriend learned how to play the song 'Brown-Eyed Girl' on guitar as part of my anniversary surprise. I have green eyes. FML
Me: Really? Then why don't you stop bitching and just dump him so he can find a woman more grateful! This man remembered your anniversary, and even cared enough to learn a song for you! But you bitch just because he didn't get your eye colour correct? Do you seriously think your life is "fucked" for this reason? Have you ever considered that maybe he expected you to listen to the lyrics and not the title? Jesus Christ...
Girl: Today, my boyfriend learned how to play the song 'Brown-Eyed Girl' on guitar as part of my anniversary surprise. I have green eyes. FML
Me: Really? Then why don't you stop bitching and just dump him so he can find a woman more grateful! This man remembered your anniversary, and even cared enough to learn a song for you! But you bitch just because he didn't get your eye colour correct? Do you seriously think your life is "fucked" for this reason? Have you ever considered that maybe he expected you to listen to the lyrics and not the title? Jesus Christ...
by I HATE NAAAAAMES August 15, 2010
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