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FMIE is a group of members mostly over 18 who insult members on this virtual site called, "marapets". They make inside jokes about sex, rape, and old men. If you don't know what they are saying they will shun you. They think they are better than everyone, and often belittle people because they have nothing to better to do. The staff is in FMIE too, so if you argue with a member in FMIE you will end up with a forum ban or a site ban. Mostly it consists of a bunch of homosexual single atheists (their "god" is this guy name Blixa Bargled) pretending to be 18, while in reality they are 40 years old+.
(fmie member)- BEND OVAR

(other fmie member) ONLY IF YOAR TENT POLE IS UP FOAR ME.
fmie by supergreen12 May 10, 2009
Related Words
fmime • FMIE • Fime • flime • Femimen • fimey • flimey • FMIM • fmimf • fmine
Elise: Oh my god, Underground was so awesome this weekend.

Sarah: Totally. Sucks that we have to work tomorrow.

Elise: FMIM.
FMIM by John Saturday August 24, 2008
Yumiko: "ima steal all your mahjong tiles and sell them to the black market!"
Ayumi: "STOP THIS FIMMERY RIGHT NOW!!!"
fimmery by Jocelyn Wildenstein June 11, 2008
A group of immature teenagers who surprisingly do not have any friends in real life and therefore spend approximately all of their time online, bullying younger kids on a virtual pet site to make themselves feel less unwanted by society. They desperately try to draw attention to themselves by creating dull inside jokes which mainly refer to overweight, ugly old men of whom belong to bands no one has ever heard of before. When put into a difficult situation on an online forum, members of fmie will simply reply with ‘I don’t care about the internet’, when on the contrary the dear internet is their only friend in this cruel world.
fmie is a secret group that no one can know about or join because you have to be a lonely ass hole to be let in on the big secret.
FAT OLD MEN LOL!!!!!

Travis Fimmel 

A sexy Calvin Klein model, turned actor. His first acting gig was for the WB's Tarzan, which was soon pulled off the air. Looks awesome in undies!
"Travis Fimmel looks delicious in that Calvin Klein ad."
Travis Fimmel by cutie143 April 1, 2007

Fimelick 

Another term of satin, devil, or horrid creature/ being known to girls
fimelick was talking to me last night.. has this happened to anyone else?
Fimelick by Marielebeingscared November 14, 2010
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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